David Conde

Anyone can start again. Not through love, but through revenge. Through the fire, we're born again; peace by vengeance brings the end...

[Romy and Michele @RomyMichele]

Okay @ArianaGrande and @MiraSorvino, you both look SO good with blonde hair and black roots it’s like not even funny

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

@IamAdrianMoss I will hopefully! Txt me...I lost everyone's numbers when I got a new phone

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Happy birthday @IamAdrianMoss hope you have a wonderful day!!! Luv ya! Miss ya! 🍻

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

@IamAdrianMoss @amanda_lyles lmao this gives me life!!! My little baby's grown up and saving China!!! 😜❤️🍷

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/yEPludCU0c

[❄️Resist Witch 🌛🌕🌜 @ResistWitch]

@SenSchumer v

[katelyn @elyobnyletak]

Shania Twain: Man
me: I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Because Chuck Norris that's why😂😂😂 https://t.co/jE01WIGUGj

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm weak! 😂😂😂

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Yaaaassss kween!!! https://t.co/LSFxa7SKua

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

#valentinesday #myonetruelove #wine #couplegoals #illneverletgo https://t.co/BcJdLYwGX3

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

@MannyStormborn https://t.co/ZQinmKHWGb

[Romy and Michele @RomyMichele]

I'M THE MARY AND YOU'RE THE RHODA. RIP Mary Tyler Moore 😔

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Seems like the older I get, the more I appreciate cancelled plans, long naps and wine that's on sale! #27 #almost30 😅

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

That moment when going to dinner and drinks with your coworkers turns into hitting the sex shop and becoming a proud owner of a cockring 😉

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

I had all the thugs fighting over me "that's my boo" "no my boo" I was like "bitch, who got more snacks? Cuz I need me a honey bun! 😜

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Just saw the cops taking a drunk ass! Reminds me of when I went to jail. I was the biggest thot in that bitch!

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Damn nephew https://t.co/vYYmACU0Pr

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Also, found out some money from idek has been deposited in my account! I feel like I'm stealing but if I spent it, it'd be like shopping!

[David Conde @eldavyconde]

Neighbor just told me she can hear me singing through the walls and I sound decent and likes the Spanish ones...she must be drinker than me