DB

'The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.'
(B Russell)

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

Just been mugged by a group of WASPI women for my eclipse glasses

Apparently noone informed them in 1999 that the next eclipse was happening today

[Matthew Dalby @MatthewJDalby]

The Scottish Parliament building was carefully designed to only be appreciated from above where the buildings take the form of a collection of rudderless boats crashing into each other.

[Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla]

Two months ago, tomorrow:

Congratulations to all.
Let the oil flow.

[Edwina Currie @Edwina_Currie]

Good luck for tomorrow @CountBinface.
At the very least, you’ve given us an entertaining summer. … and made a fool of one of the nation’s most unpleasant politicians.
Power to the bin ..!

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

This is BRILLIANT.

[Gareth @GarethNotGarth]

If this was the face of an Irishman who told 2 black people in France that he'd put 2 bullets in their head this pic and his name would be on the front page of every single Irish media outlet right now. But he said it to Jews, so... silence.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Bin Day cometh.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I refuse to support a fake, opportunist, cos-playing a politician. That’s why I back @CountBinface against Farage! #ClactonByElection

[Malcolm Cannon @malcolmcannon62]

Everyone on the board at the @icc needs to go back to some basic training on governance. I can arrange it for them if they want... @The_IoD provide great courses. When you enter the ICC board meeting, you leave your full member hat at the door and think solely about the sport.

[Sorcha Eastwood MP @SorchaEastwood]

There's me thinking that the best way to help our town centres & high streets was to reform business rates, VAT reduction for hospitality & small independent retail, remove the NICs increase and let employers & entrepreneurs breathe. But no, it's all about the signage.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

We are on Islay!!

[Cricket Scotland @CricketScotland]

A joint statement from Cricket Scotland and the Royal Dutch Cricket Association (KNCB).

➡️ https://t.co/LXig37xx2m

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

We fully support Scotland and the Netherlands! We want the game to grow globally, not go backwards.

[Robert A. Pape @ProfessorPape]

HAS IRAN DETERRED TRUMP?

Since the U.S. last struck Iran on July 30, Trump has threatened, delayed, deflected—and now says he is “low-keying it.”

That is not just rhetoric. Deterrence has a precise meaning: you change an adversary’s behavior by making retaliation too costly.

[DB @eldelbo]

@MikeyCycling @Cm1Sam @paulnash666 You should have stayed behind the pedestrians until safely clear. As drivers do to cycles on a shared road.

[DB @eldelbo]

@formerdecentIS Never been a fan of Sturgeon, but the hypocrisy of Sean Clerkin calling anyone a narcissist is quite something.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

RT if you support @CountBinface

[Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @pieandbov]

Bit harsh on Stenny but everyone beats Morton these days, so gonna give our MD2 Championship performance of the week to @PartickThistle for their excellent victory over Livingston at fortress Firhill.

Up the Maryhill Magyars!

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

It’s election week! At this important moment I would like to address your entire planet with a message to the people of Earth. And I think I found the perfect place to do it.

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

One of my first thoughts upon hearing the update on President Biden's health was- I hope he survives Trump's term.

I know that sounds shallow.

But I don't want to see Trump at the funeral.
I don't want to wonder if the flags will be lowered.
I don't want to see the Truth social posts where Trump says something vulgar.

Joe Biden deserves so much more than that!