Saint Alfonzo

[Caroline McCray @caroline_mccray]

Please help spread the word of my friends dog who was stolen from their yard in Brookside😭 @glezak @KCTV5 @fox4kc @kmbc @KCStar

[Stirrups Now! @uniformcritic]

We used to have quality announcing/content like this for warmup pitches!

[Saint Alfonzo @eldicus]

@cmcmacmcmac Dude that’s the truth. Cheers

[kyle @dirtyguccis]

She decided to jump. Smh

[Saint Alfonzo @eldicus]

@cmcmacmcmac I think 844-1212

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Feds will seek 4 months jail time for Felicity Huffman for bribing her daughter into college

Tanya McDowell got 12 yrs for sending her son to the wrong school district
&
Kelley Williams-Bolar got 3 years $30k fine for sending her daughter to the wrong school district.

Retweet!

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

.@justintrudeau drops umbrella (& the mic): “As we sit here in the rain, thinking how uncomfortable we must be these minutes as our suits get wet, and our hair gets wet...it’s all the more fitting that we remember on that day in Dieppe the rain wasn’t rain, it was bullets.”

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Behind the scenes footage of the Chili's Baby Back Ribs jingle. I am here today to talk about this and only this

[Graig Kreindler @GraigKreindler]

#OTD in 1887, Walter Johnson was born in Humboldt, KS. Here's my painting of the great man with the Weiser Kids (Southern Idaho League) in 1907.

[lovablelens @lovablelens]

Happy Halloween!
-🖤- Moana, a baby ghost, & Bumblebee the Transformer

[necromanced krabman @SquidDad]

Why do people rake leaves it’s just fuckin leaves dude whatever

[Saint Alfonzo @eldicus]

@RayLeatherwood

[Brent Rooker @Brent_Rooker25]

When considering whether or not to tweet about how your fantasy team is doing just remember one thing: No one cares, so don’t.

[collin @guyschoiceaward]

HELP ME PLEASE. COORS FIELD NEEDS AN ORGANIST

[Monty Don @TheMontyDon]

Tricks of the trade: nothing makes dogs more attentive than a biscuit in your pocket...

[Scott Simon @nprscottsimon]

Wouldn’t it have been much classier to say, “@KingJames and I disagree on politics, but he loves his hometown and does so much in his community. I admire him. And @donlemon, let’s do an interview. We’ll get great ratings and try to understand each other.” Next time?

[Peter Woods hype man @Prollyurdaddy]

#Royals sign giveaway! RT for a chance to win. (Must be a follower). I'll pay shipping inside continental US. Random winner selected Oct 8th

[Saint Alfonzo @eldicus]

@christina_mcmac You trying to power a boom box?

[Andy McCullough @ByMcCullough]

Only one man can save America now.

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

A 70-year old man who watches 6 hours of TV a day, plays lots of golf, and always seems to be in Florida is a retiree, not a President.