"British comedy at its best."
"Flawless."
"The greatest story ever told."
These are just some of the kind words I considered when writing my own jacket blurb.
Atheist Gary Fenton commits suicide, only to discover that God exists and that she's not at all happy. Gary now has 72 hours to save the world by wooing the soul mate he hasn't even met yet... #bookworms
Amazon USA: https://t.co/822NcLfm5n
Amazon UK: https://t.co/jEGop0L5aE …
Set goals more effectively by making sure they're:
Achievable - Can you do it?
Realistic - Can anyone do it?
Specific - What the hell is it?
Easy - Because nobody likes a failure.
Keep your ARSE in mind at all times and the rest will take care of itself.
#toptips
🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak has approved the UK’s first new coal mine in 30 YEARS.
We’re in the middle of a climate emergency, what on earth is the government thinking?
I've attracted about 50 new bikini bot followers in the last couple of weeks or so. Weren't bots being cleansed from the system about now? If not, then could @elonmusk please force each bot to buy at least one copy of my book?
UK political parties operate on the same basis as MLM companies in the 1980s. Those at the top profit from the trust given by those below.
Remember, kids, these politicians are not your friends. They're just the ones in charge of the prison island you call home.
#ToryCorruption