LOLLY🍭

Life is hard, but stay happy, on my tweet Notifications. #GGMU

[LOLLY🍭 @eldosirMart]

I don't know who dropped this sportycode, but thanks 🙏

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

don’t aura farm where you’re supposed to be networking oh

[Victory🎙️| Use Recollyai @egbokavictory_]

They can’t seem to understand that the world has moved on past physical keyboards. They can’t believe it.

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Video: Peter Obi responds to Governor Chukwuma Soludo

“I left office as Governor nearly 13 years ago. On the day I left office, I was not owing any salaries, pensions, gratuities or any money that the Anambra State Government was supposed to pay. I did not owe a single supplier or contractor.

If you find even one person I owed, I will end my 2027 campaign today. I left a balance of ₦2,139,951,400 at First Bank alone,.......... Soludo has only one vote in Anambra state"

— Mr Peter Obi, responding to Governor Chukwuma Soludo today, following a report by the state government that it is still repaying loans borrowed during his administration.

[TYU @whoistysean]

“We should do this more often”

Because they no debit you.

[Jon Finkel📚💪 @Jon_Finkel]

being married is funny because you'll be chilling, having a bowl of cereal, and your wife will say

i hate these bowls, don't you?

and you'll shrug becuase you don't care and she'll say

i do, they've bothered me for a while now. we need new bowls.

and you'll shrug again because you have honestly, not once, ever considered the bowls at all

then a few days later there will be all new bowls in the kitchen.

and you'll be eating the same cereal in a different bowl, chilling, and she'll say

i love these new bowls

and you'll shrug again because you still don't care but she's happier and the cereal is still good and you didn't do anything at all

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

The president and vice president not around?

Who Dey shop!

[MrMitz @Mr_MitzX]

🦅🐍: Eu aceito a morte, mas não a derrota!

[Vusimuzi Mazibuko @theeignorantfuk]

Lmao, you thought your father’s fence and burglar bars were for what? just a charming architectural choice?

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

BSC in Advanced Data Analytics.

[$portsForecast @Chefparlay]

Sports betting will have you researching for 4 hours just for somebody to have their worst game since 2017 😭

[•EZIØ• @ezioakwawo]

Liking people’s replies as we’re arguing so they know it’s just a friendly debate & there’s no need to wish me death.

[Chxka @Chxkka]

You met me at a very Tinubu time of my life.

[The Tree That Can Move 🌴 @JumpShiveSlim13]

Finally mentally, emotionally and financially stable. Time to break up with my girl and find the woman she prepared me for.

[𝕄𝕁⭐️ @mj_brouno]

Land grabbing >>>>

[Wilfreshoflyf @BigBoyWilf]

Nobody is supposed to go to work tomorrow. The whole country should be upside down by now. Why’s a litre of petrol 1500 for a country that pays 75k as its minimum wage?

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

You have no idea how easy others have it in life.

[JADON @whopls_]

‘‘ Victor loves you oh ’’
‘‘ but emeka uses 17pro max and Gle ’’

Naso girls dey advise themselves😂💔

[mayerr @ymmmayer]

The dehumanization of babies and the humanization of pets is horrible

[NB @_sirnoyo]

God’s love isn’t transactional

[Kalu Aja @FinPlanKaluAja1]

What then is the point of EFCC?