Eldritch Lake Tourism Board

Welcome to our little corner of the world. Come for the views and good people, stay because you have to.

Let us know if you have any questions or need advice.

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The YouTube version of our weekly podcast thing is up, by the way guys. Can we break ten views in a day? No? But there's, like, slime and someone dies or something. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!?!?

https://t.co/1P7tlZOxX6

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wondeful wedding mamory we remember the time 50 years hence been and gone what agens and marint do not remember is them be times this happent again 50 years tither against the yore

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Let us also take a moment to remember the lives lost on that day 50 years ago today. While Martin gained a wife, Agnes lost her family when the left side of the church collapsed into a sinkhole.

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𝕷𝖊𝖙'𝖘 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖎𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕬𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖘 𝖂𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖔𝖒 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 50𝖙𝖍 𝖜𝖊𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖆𝖗𝖞! 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖚𝖘 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖞𝖊𝖙! 𝕴𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖈𝖆𝖓 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖎𝖙, 𝖆𝖓𝖞𝖇𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝖈𝖆𝖓!

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Martin and Agnese have been married for 50 years today! Let us here it for the Windowblossoms! Their family has done many things since this sacred day.

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Congratulations to the Windowblossoms on their 50th wedding anniversay! Here to 500 yeas more!

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Concratulations to Agnes and Martin Windowblossom on 50 years of marriage! Here's to 50 more!

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Congratulations on your anniversary Martin and Agnes! Wow! 50 years! Where have you been all this time? What are you hiding?

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Captain Hank is still waiting for your calls on our local radio station. Can't sleep? Noises outside? Weird shapes in the sky? Let him know! 818 806 8660.

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@sameergarach Of course. The chances of there being two unkillable serial killers in a car are incalculably low.

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Residents of the Diamond Springs trailer community are reporting missing cats. If you have seen any of the missing cats, please don't hesitate to report to the authorities.

Do not approach the cats.

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It is with a heavy heart we must announce we are looking for another foster family to take in Annabel and Jorge Belmont. Their most recent foster family and three backpackers died accidentally.

This is also a reminder to ensure your electricity and gas lines are well maintained.

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Between being stuck in a catch 22 situation with a couple of promotional companies and a few accounts trying to score clout by painting us as some sort of sinister twitter account, we had to reevaluate a few things.

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Haven't felt good. The door doesn't open and our phone keeps ringing.

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@LighterFelix Looking forward to this, Felix.

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@avi_llio Yeah, but you were busy not promoting your book this morning.

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There are times when it is more prudent for your productivity to use the mute button.

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@Adira_August I would suggest spending an hour or so on Duotrope and looking at all the calls for submissions. This is standard practise, for better or worse.

Is it ideal? No. But it can be a good opportunity to network and develop. We helped two of our authors get published.

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@JohnELTenney @helleborezine We know a place.

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@herfaeryarts @JohnELTenney The greater good.