Electric Scrotum

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA 2021: “Don’t tell me to wear a mask.” “Don’t force a vaccine.” “Don’t tell me to stay home.”

MAGA 2026: “Just follow orders.” “Have your papers ready.” “Comply. Don’t die.”

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

You have a car, a good job, and your own place, but somehow a woman with none of those things is out of your league just because she has a big ass.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

A $500K mortgage is now about $3,150 a month.

A $500K mortgage was about $2,000 a month in 2021.

Over $1,000 more each month for the same home.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In America, you are more likely to be killed by ICE than by an immigrant.

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: I said this a couple of weeks ago: I would not be surprised if, when ICE funding started up again, we would start to see more civilian deaths at the hands of ICE. And that’s exactly what has happened.

When you open the trenches with all of this money that Republicans have now funneled to ICE without any oversight, you’re going to see abuses of power. That’s exactly what’s happening.

Notice that we didn’t see things like this happening with the same degree of regularity when we froze ICE funding. And now that it’s been opened up again, we’re seeing multiple incidents.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

Conservatives: If you stand in front of a car it should be allowed to run you over

Also conservatives: If an unidentified agent of the state stands in front of your car, he should be allowed to shoot you to death

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

Every celebrity that pretended to love being fat is on Ozempic

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

No fucking way

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

His name was Joan Sebastian Guerrero.

- He was here legally.
- He was authorized to work.
- He had Social Security Number.
- He was NOT target of ICE investigation.
- DHS: He did NOT try to kill ICE agents.

He was executed in front of his 3 year old daughter.

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Softboy @softboywin]

yall be blowin me with meal prep cause who eatin 3-5 day old meat????

[aether @bluewdrift]

telling your brain "i know you don't wanna do the thing and it'll be very uncomfortable for you at first but you can do it buddy. it'll be fine" is actually surprisingly effective. it sounds too simple but that fuckass organ WILL listen to you if you treat it with kindness lol

[Cyro @cyrooooo_]

back to betting on rigged matches with no fans

[dopamine @dopamine273]

honestly props to sex workers imagine your boss saying "client is waiting for you in the room" and you open the door to this

[aether @bluewdrift]

the POWER OF THE TONGUE is REAL. stop claiming you’re TIRED, BROKE, or DEPRESSED. start speaking GRATITUDE. start MANIFESTING GROWTH. start pouring LIFE into yourself

[sean @_sn_n]

if you posted something like this about Charlie Kirk, these people would get you fired.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Person who killed Charlie Kirk - white.
Person who shot at Trump - white.
Person who wounded Raegan - white.
Person who killed Martin Luther King - white.
Adolf Hitler - white.
Jeffrey Dahmer - white.
Jeffrey Epstein - white.
Donald Trump - white.

Why always the white community?

[Iberian America @Iberianamerica]

Mexican Woman says Mexicans LOVE Incest 💀

As someone who has lived in Latin America for 11 years, I'd say it's not rare in other countries

I remember my ex from Colombia

Who confessed to me randomly that her cousin touched her years ago

You start dating enough Latinas, you might hear strange stories