Ele

pad thai is a food group

[Ele @ele_walton]

@reallybeanie That is both fascinating and *DEEPLY* upsetting

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me

[Ele @ele_walton]

@aeph24 Get in the bin

[THE SWAG 🥶 @returnofswagnft]

how do lawyers not cry when arguing

[Ele @ele_walton]

@natalieglgn This is like the time my coworker told me she’d started watching downtown abbey so she could better understand my accent 🥺

[Ele @ele_walton]

I’m very used to people telling me they the love the Queen and Harry Potter when they find out I’m from the UK but the other day I thought a girl repeatedly tried to tell me she loved Dua Lipa but she was in fact telling me she was a big fan of Jack the Ripper. I have no words.

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

the original name for the ps5 was pspspspsps but it kept attracting cats

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

[Dr Sabina Stent @SabinaStent]

A reminder that Ursula Le Guin's writing schedule was the best writing schedule.

[Knishkebab @martincamp_]

"My back hurts all the time for no reason."

How I sit every day:

[Ele @ele_walton]

@_beneduck_ U good?

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

english teacher: describe a tree in as few words as possible.

JRR Tolkien: no

[Ele @ele_walton]

@_beneduck_ Lucky for you it’s gonna be the exact same story then huh

[Ele @ele_walton]

@aeph24 @jeeyonshim @elldeighton I wouldnt share anything with them. Inside or outside 😷

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

Im too polite and busy for doing the silent treatment so if you annoy me i will still ask how your weekend was but know in your heart that i will only be 98% sincere. 2% of me will be like hmmm don’t care

[Ele @ele_walton]

@chloe_barnes34 You had to go through being that 😎Chloe😎 to become the ✨Chloe✨ you are now otherwise it wouldn’t be fair on the rest of us

[Ele @ele_walton]

@chloe_barnes34 It would absolutely MAKE my day x