medieval witch

both the slave and the empress

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

i went on my computer 20 minutes ago to watch porn but ended up writing a cover letter

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

deleting this app for a while find me on insta instead 🧘🏼‍♀️

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

Update

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

there’s a time in a young woman’s life where she asks herself: “do i want to get a masters or do i just miss college?”

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

of course my mom went with “college hunk movers”

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

was summoned for jury duty…. god i hope james marsden is there

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

wandering around your neighborhood on a beautiful day is a good reminder why it’s nice to be alive

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

need to piss in new york? literally any pub

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

only thing that’s keeping me from redownloading Instagram is that I don’t know my password

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

I sensed him getting nervous with me right on his tail. it was incredible

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

i trailed this guy for a mile until i could safely get a pic. the world is full of wonderful surprises

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

stef just asked if that was brian cox’s wife lmfao

[helen @helen]

this is how it feels standing next to someone who is two years younger than u

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

no one lets you know how unspeakably blissful it is to lounge in a robe

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

someone just asked me if he could buy me “two glasses of sauvignon blanc” sir it’s 9am

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

@dnacrw i’m so impressed ! 💪💗 get ‘em girlie 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

@offbeatorbit yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

@criterionchannl Rock n roll high school

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

📣🗣️AND WHAT I WANT IS 🙇‍♀️TO WALK BESIDE YOU 🏃🏼‍♀️NEEDIN NOTHIN 🚫BUT THE SUN THATS IN OUR EYES🌅🕶️

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

should i apply to another job at the met or just give up at this point lmfao

[medieval witch @electrabeth]

@milatequilayt you’re not alone….