Skeletaldemon 🎃

Big fat skeleton, closeted furry, bisexual 20yo

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

“Siri call my friends”

“No friends found”

“I’m sorry, Siri call my pawns”

“Calling 700 walruses”

“Wait what the fuck Siri that’s not what I said”

“Ooooouuuughhhhfhgfhhh”

[Conservative Twight Spackle 🇵🇸 NAFO @Tandara454]

I kill pakecans

[felfeb @giasfelfeb]

i woke up in the dead of night and immediately recorded this

[clurge pingus @clurgepingus]

did anyone else get this weird page in their copy of house of leaves

[Aerith @JustAerith]

me: hey siri, call my pawns

siri: calling prawns

me: wait no

[Official Evil Robot Apologist Account 天貴星 @afucktonofrats]

Me: Siri call my porns

🤖: calling Michael Porn

Me: who the fuck is that Siri cancel call

[Lark @king_of_limb]

the lettuce diarrhea disease made me forcibly expel the gnome who's been, apparently, ratatouilling me for the better part of four years from my large intestine. I seemingly can no longer ride a bike, play the piano, or make love to my wife without sobbing

[Milk in the Microwave 🔜 TLT Oslo!! 8/4 @MilkinMicrowave]

this might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever made

[i think @kutaiuranium]

kidney stone split my dick in four shit look like a demogorgon

[☆spoonypuppy☆ @Sma11sp00n_]

Silly puppy your not supposed to think!! Smoke more weed puppy!!!

[marta🤧 @martiti_s]

#gaster

[Land, man @PLM_Pimp]

Texas Cannonball Run Challenge.

Midland to Austin. Four Taco Bells. Fastest time wins.

Deduct 10 minutes for every Crunchwrap Supreme eaten. Shit yourself = disqualified.

[Skeletaldemon 🎃 @Electricboom3]

@aster_ixys

[Carica Papaya @papayadesu]

the worst part of deltarune is that rouxls kaard is considered to be an attractive man

[🍏 fuck yeah apple girlington 🍎 @golden_anomaly]

@tobyfox toby i drew your kids

[Skeletaldemon 🎃 @Electricboom3]

@BluebriarArts Bug that eats mosquitos

[Skeletaldemon 🎃 @Electricboom3]

@prisc4s Also dont forget were extremely accurate with throwing not just powerful

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[Skeletaldemon 🎃 @Electricboom3]

@koolaid4211 What a beautiful thread