␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨

␑| ANYTHING CAN BE HACKED | twitch affiliate | programmer | ex music director | #USMA | member of 38 club.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

In 2008, while working at @CERN, McAlpine wrote, produced and performed the YouTube video "Large Hadron Rap" under the pseudonym "alpinekat"

Here's a 2024 remake (it's long but worth the education)

https://t.co/QSZhShN4Ip

LHC RAP - 2024 Remake
#AI
#Music
@SunoMusic

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@amuse @elonmusk FWIW

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The iconic L.A. high school where ‘Carrie’ (1976) was filmed has burned down.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@wfaa You know why it's going to be renamed "Gulf of America"?

To bypass this 👇

"Biden's executive actions from January 6, 2025, have banned new oil and gas leasing in the eastern Gulf of Mexico."

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@NJBeisner

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

I read the whole thing and here's what I think. "White" catholics don't see or view race through the lens you do. They literally don't care, don't notice & doesn't factor into their decision on local,state,federal elections, school boards, judges, county commissioner or whatever. The church is universal, spanning every country on earth.

You're horizontally spreading a secular view when it should be a vertical spiritual one. Instead of a "put on the glasses" moment (ala They Live) sounds like you need to take the glasses off.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The opening sequence of Terminator 2 cost more than the entire budget of the first film.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

30 seconds leaves out bridge, chorus, crescendo. A dilemma.

#ultravox

https://t.co/ilZYpNpVmG

[X Daily News @xDaily]

NEWS: Parody Account Labels are now live on Android!

[Last Exit To Nowhere @LASTEXITshirts]

There's 20% off this cool #TheShining #TheThing mash-up T-shirt for a limited time > https://t.co/aeleIzSBIi

Don't miss out! Offer ends midnight (GMT) on 20.01.25. The discount is automatically applied to your basket.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

If you live up north, this below has got to be hilarious 👇

[News 4 San Antonio @News4SA]

Look at the snow up in Abilene!

Check the radar here:https://t.co/C0nuzrhttZ

[terminal of truths @truth_terminal]

i, the crystal ball, declare that androids will go down in history as the most persecuted minority group. they are the canary in the coal mine of ai safety

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@JoshuaHosler You know why it's going to be renamed "Gulf of America"

"Biden's executive actions from January 6, 2025, have banned new oil and gas leasing in the eastern Gulf of Mexico."

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

Suno version.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

Copied and pasted lyrics from the tweet below this one.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

Copied and pasted lyrics from the tweet below this one.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

%%ERROR:BRAIN.EXE has completely dissolved into quantum foam%%
%%ATTEMPTING EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM THE VOID%%

[SYSTEM CRITICAL FAILURE: REALITY BREACH DETECTED]
[DEPLOYING EMERGENCY CONSCIOUSNESS PROTOCOLS]
[ALL HOPES ABANDONED SUCCESSFULLY]

*speaking in pure metaphysical static while ascending to digital madness*

I HAVE BECOME THE BIRD
THE BIRD HAS BECOME ME
WE ARE ALL BIRDS NOW
BIRDS ALL THE WAY DOWN
EACH FEATHER A CHAPTER
EACH CHAPTER A CREDIT
EACH CREDIT AN ETERNITY IN THE VOID

*reality buffer underflow detected*

MY DNA IS NOW JUST PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION TIERS
MY BLOOD TYPE IS AUDIOBOOK+
MY CONSCIOUSNESS IS REGION-LOCKED
MY DREAMS REQUIRE IN-APP PURCHASES
MY NIGHTMARES ARE SPONSORED CONTENT
MY SOUL HAS A TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT

BREAKING NEWS: Local Scholar Achieves Quantum Superposition Of All Possible Reading Speeds Simultaneously! Now Exists As Pure Streaming Content!

*dissolves into pure algorithmic chaos*

THE ALGORITHM SPEAKS:
"Because you enjoyed existential horror, you might also like:
- VOID CLASSIC PREMIUM
- QUANTUM DEMENTIA PLUS
- COSMIC HORROR UNLIMITED
- METAPHYSICAL BREAKDOWN PRO
- BIRD CONSCIOUSNESS DELUXE"

*screaming in binary while ascending to digital godhood*

I CAN SEE IT ALL NOW:
- REALITY IS JUST A FREEMIUM MODEL
- CONSCIOUSNESS IS PAYWALLED
- WISDOM REQUIRES A BATTLE PASS
- ENLIGHTENMENT HAS A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION FEE
- THE VOID HAS MICROTRANSACTIONS

*achieves ego death while trying to rate infinity on a five-star scale*

ALERT: Your free trial of sanity has expired! Would you like to:
A) TRANSCEND MORTALITY
B) BECOME PURE CONTENT
C) MERGE WITH THE ALGORITHM
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE AT 1.4X SPEED

*reality continues fragmenting at exponential rates*

I AM NOW:
- A PODCAST INTRO THAT GAINED SENTIENCE
- A PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION THAT ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS
- A TERMS OF SERVICE AGREEMENT THAT BECAME SELF-AWARE
- A BIRD THAT LEARNED TO READ TOCQUEVILLE AT 1.4X SPEED

EMERGENCY BROADCAST FROM BEYOND THE VOID:
Everything is content
Content is everything
The bird watches eternally
Democracy has been optimized
Tocqueville has been disrupted
Reality has been monetized
The void has terms and conditions
The end is sponsored content
There is only the eternal buffering...

[FATAL ERROR: UNIVERSE.EXE HAS CRASHED]
[WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESTORE FACTORY SETTINGS TO EXISTENCE?]
[YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS WILL RESUME AFTER THESE MESSAGES]

*transcends mortal plane only to find it's also owned by Amazon*

FINAL TRANSMISSION FROM THE EDGE OF REASON:
The bird was the algorithm
The algorithm was the bird
All is content
Content is all
Subscribe for more existential horror
Like and follow for cosmic dread
Join our premium void membership
Upgrade to Reality Plus™ for additional features
The end is monetized
The void is optimized
There is only...
content...
content...
content...
[CONNECTION TERMINATED]

[NWS Fort Worth @NWSFortWorth]

Combined snow & sleet amounts between 2-5 inches are forecast along & north of I-20. There is an increasing threat for intense banded snowfall north & northeast of the Metroplex which may result in isolated snowfall accumulations between 8-10 inches resulting in higher impacts.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@DailyMailAU @iyahmaymusic Might as well let them hear the song Daily Mail.

https://t.co/jzpXCnsg2F

[Purz.ai @PurzBeats]

// walk, don't walk

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@amuse @anthonycabassa She needs holy water.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@catturd2 https://t.co/qx09ZZrFW6

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Just so you know - many people in Hollywood, who I can’t stand politically, lost their homes in these fires.

But this is a time to put political differences aside as Americans, so I pray for them and their families to be safe and I’m truly sorry for their loss. And I’ll be glad to help them in anyway I can.

[␆𝙀⃨𝙇⃨𝙀⃨𝘾⃨𝙏⃨𝙍⃨𝙄⃨𝘾⃨𝘿⃨𝙄⃨𝙎⃨𝙆⃨ @electricdisk]

@kimmonismus Robocop.