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@applebees bring back the fuckin $1 drink of the month #乇乂ㄒ尺卂ㄒ卄丨匚匚

[goose @electricgeese]

Forgive me Father for I have tweeted.

[Chandler🤙🏼 @ChannyMill]

Tapping the sign

[goose @electricgeese]

@mashmaker4 @TLEPaz Brother half of Chinese history is when 1/3 of the population starves

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Once you see this move from your boy at the bar —it’s time to get the crew out of there

[Tommy "Tough Knuckles" Izzo @IzzoTruther69]

Letting the big fitz do the talking tonight.

[seph @sephsays]

A food blog site before you get to the recipe:

[greta theft autumn ✿ (4.3% FC) @2007warpedtour]

so? it’s been 12,406 days since a minnesota team has won a championship in the nfl, nba, mlb, or nhl. new york can learn to deal with it like the rest of us

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

The NFL admits it hit a cable — and has a re-kick rule — and that the call was missed… but wont take missed FG off books?

What a joke.

The Vikings should tell the NFL they aren’t playing overseas again til the scoring is changed and NFL-like field conditions can be guaranteed.

[goose @electricgeese]

@RealBigTheCat @shortmagsmle As much as it’s cool funding wise, I thoroughly enjoy the coast guard operating outside the DoW.

[goose @electricgeese]

@shortmagsmle The coast guard won’t get paid which sucks

[goose @electricgeese]

@nicksortor The USCG has been doing this for years. If the partner countries don’t want it as a “prize” it gets sank via target practice, burning waste fuel, or even just running it over with the cutter.

[goose @electricgeese]

@mashmaker4 HITRON and 130 guys just watched their careers end

[goose @electricgeese]

@mashmaker4 I miss unemployed mash with a truck that POURED black smoke

[Thor Nystrom @thorku]

Tap the sign

[goose @electricgeese]

Love my folks and older relatives but short of them, I will never fully be able to relax until the last boomer is too decrepit to leave their house. First, let’s get them to stop existing in airports.

[goose @electricgeese]

*shitty hold music*

“Using our mobile app is so much faster and easier! Download today!”

My automated help desk in Christ if your app had worked I would not be talking to ‘Jeremy’ who definitely is actually named Kabir, but PLEASE tell me more.

[mash maker @mashmaker4]

@glennbeck @SenMikeLee "The blm doesnt up keep it" what do you want them to keep it mowed? Lmao