Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚

things I like in my mouth: big cocks, big words, and big rips off my fucking vape
(she/her 22)

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@webdevMason It's not the same thing on its own but I do think it becomes closer to the same thing when the onus is placed on the mother to cover up to prevent the act from being sexualized

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Sexual experiences that deal psychic damage

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Not being able to cum during sex is actually the most embarrassing thing on earth for no reason like why do I feel so bad I'm not the one who is failing at my task. But look at me laying there all messed up and weird. Just kill me and get it over with

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

Nothing makes me feel more like a like specimen on a microscope slide under florescent overhead lighting. Feels like I'm lying abandoned on the ground in a parking lot being slowly charred by the sizzling asphalt beneath me. I hate my life

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@cooldetat Logic puzzles like these are hard for me i thought I was a Samantha so apparently I'm a Carrie but now that you've told me I'm a Carrie do I chutes and ladders straight down to being a Charlotte?

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@Ballasar11 @wine_x13 So if someone makes a clear verbal threat of violence against a young girl and she reciprocates with defensive violence, she's making a bad decision? It's a bad decision for girls to be proactive against threats to their safety??

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

How it feels to be synced up with Dana Donnelly

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

when my period is early? what the fuck!? when my period is late? what the FUCKK!? when my period is on time? WHAT THE FUCK!? it’s never good man…

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@bleeding_flame @drugs515 You're also an mcr fan account which, you guessed it, counts as gay

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@bleeding_flame @drugs515 You're pansexual that's not that different

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It's such a shame that sex and the city ended before Twitter. Miranda would have LOVED to say "oh good cause we were all wondering" after somebody overshares

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

Tried to put my hand in my pocket while talking to a customer and accidentally went under the waistband and shoved my hand straight down my pants all the way up to the mid forearm right in front of him. Sales 101 ladies and gentlemen

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@candlelitwaste The one thing not to be honest about is nicotine use, if you use nicotine don't tell them unless it's absolutely necessary and directly related to your care. It can mess with your insurance

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@TheoAlexandrian @GalAtTheTheater She's carrying twins after miscarrying twins before. Her pregnancy is high risk. She's covered all of this on her page. Im pretty sure wanting the babies alive rather than dead doesn't count as "narcissism"

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@ThePaisleyApple @getmeacocktail @ShannenPill So you're not even mad that she asked for a c section you're mad that she's getting the c section she asked for and you didn't 😂 ok lol maybe YOU get over YOUR self

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@ThePaisleyApple @ShannenPill People ask why women aren't having more kids but then when they do they get lambasted for wanting to still be a human being with feelings and preferences during the process of having those kids... if this is the recruitment campaign for motherhood I'm good no thank you

[Elf Bar Triple Platinum 🦚 @elektra359]

@ShannenPill Women are "self absorbed" for not wanting to be in pain? What, have we not been punished enough for eve eating the apple? Like should she be suffering needlessly to appease you?

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@marygaitspill Fight a lot

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@KristanHawkins Works for me, still beats being pregnant

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@dopaminesomm Definitely wins, clearly more mechanically adept at self pleasure