Congratulations to @GovPritzker, @ChicagosMayor, Kevin Warren, the McCaskeys and many others - it looks as if you have successfully chased the Chicago Bears out of not just Chicago, but Illinois completely
You all STINK
Smoking the hardest hit ball of your career (114.6 EV) to a section chanting “overrated” might actually be more disrespectful than telling someone to suck your dick.
long ago an ancient colonial witch cast a curse upon the city of Chicago, making every weekday a gorgeous day in paradise and every weekend a cold, rainy, gloomy hellscape
Having a pet is so therapeutic because you’ll be in a bad mood, and you just look over, and they’re sitting there being all cute, and it’s like, you knowl what, you’re right.
Duolingo should have an "I'm going on holiday to this country very soon" setting so it teaches you "can I have the bill" instead of "the cow boils an egg"