Elen Veenpere

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

My autopilot brain just made me put perfume on before a Zoom meeting, because, you know, it's very important to smell nice on a video call.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

Level of boredom: learned how to open a beer with my medical alert bracelet.

#sendhelp

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

This lockdown has been the perfect opportunity to work extra hours, read all the books I haven't had time for, work out five times a week, and start those personal projects.

...

Opportunities and not using them aside, I'm on season 3 of Ozark. The Witcher was pretty good, too.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

My IKEA delivery guys asked me to put down the date and my signature.

Realized I have no idea what the date is. Told them I think it's April.

They agreed, but weren't 100% sure either.

#whatyearisit

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

Relationship status: the only texts I get are from the Estonian government, telling me to stay inside.

Apparently all my friends have been getting them, too.

Cheating bastard.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

Greggs accidentally giving me a vegan sausage roll and me not noticing until I got home is the worst thing that has ever happened to me, and I literally almost died last year

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

"How do you like your eggs?"
"...al dente?"

I love cooking for my friends.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

"Can't believe I'm actually eating a vegetable" is a sentence I just said and that describes my life pretty well right now.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sprouticus Lmao. You win.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sprouticus You make my heart rate go even higher than the 140 it's at now because of my damaged vital organs 🔥

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sprouticus I would skip my daily blood thinner pill just to get you to do CPR on me 🩺

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sprouticus You take my breath away more than that giant blood clot in my artery ever did. ⛑️

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sprouticus My blood clots really fast. I'm basically Wolverine, but with a lot more risk of a heart attack. Wanna go out sometime?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

therapist: and why are you here today?
me: watched a coworker use a website for 25 minutes without clearing the cookie notice
therapist: ok we're gonna need some more sessions

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I saw a guy exploring his data today.
No Python.
No R.
No Stata.
He just sat there.
Looking at tables of numbers.
Like a Psychopath.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@stuartgarlick @stefthepef Hi 👋 Glad Stuart still remembers the drink incident lol, it was a classic. Nice to meet you, Stef! I'm hopefully moving to NC at some point, but the US visa process is a long and windy one haha. Where are you at?

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

@sarahhum @a13n Happy to have the bossest of women as my boss woman 😘

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

Everyone keeps saying that I should "get out of my comfort zone" and "take chances", but I just tried a new type of floss and absolutely hate it, so I'll stick with not being adventurous, thank you very much.

[Elen Veenpere @elenve]

At any age, if you visit your parents and don't eat all their food, are you even their child?