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@georgeandrews Hope he gets traded to Memphis next year

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@duncancampbell A banyan forest

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@duncancampbell I think the DRC. Running that De Beers strategy.

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@JLopas We could adjust useful life calculations. If it ain’t broke…

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@LA_Multi_Fam I think he recently lost a class action. Probably doesn’t help matters.

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@HighyieldHarry You don’t rmax enough and we can all tell

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@paulswaney3 He’s interviewing for the Tucker Carlson Network

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@intothecrevasse Brother how else is Amazon going to realize all the cross selling revenue synergies they modeled.

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@devahaz Can we just get back the beef grilled stuff burrito already?

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@SpeedSportLife Does this somehow qualify as insider trading for @DougDeMuro ?

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@xiaowang1984

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@xiaowang1984 You should donate your excess earnings to rescue the local grouse populations.

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@ShanuMathew93 A real change in tune from…defending our operating margin from “discrimination”

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@ChrisJBakke I think they should also change their name to 46.55ers

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@anothercohen Gotta love how that overpriced water bed magically spits out high scores just in time to justify another year of that sweet ARR

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@duncancampbell Don’t create an accelerated depreciation tariff to the highest willingness to pay customers in the history of the grid.

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@ShanuMathew93 Historic equity needs and most IOUs hitting ffo/debt barriers. M&A creates a lot more borrowing capacity.

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@ShanuMathew93 @shaylekann Hypothetically - I would go into capacity markets and how DCs are actually resulting in higher costs for retail, despite hyperscalers messaging that they are paying their fair share.