Ela Miszkurka

Assistant Director in Film/TV. Lover of travel, food, and wine. Knows nothing.

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

Making caramel - a journey

Step 1: Cautious optimism
Step 2: Mild confusion
Step 3: Wild panic
Step 4: A spark of hope
Step 5: Utter failure

Drink and repeat until ‘success!’ or ‘good enough...’

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

President Donald Trump owes his life to a woman who donated her fetal tissue for medical research after having an abortion.

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Maybe Trump doesn’t want to debate for fear a fly will land on his hair labyrinth, and never find its way out.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

While Trump received over $100,000 in free government health care for himself, he's attempting to throw 20 million Americans off their health care. Yes. Trump, the self-proclaimed billionaire, believes in government help for himself, but rugged individualism for everyone else.

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I hope we can get to a point where the gender of scientists doesn't lead the headlines. Yes, women do science. They also win Nobel Prizes!!!!! #WomenInSTEM

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

Rumours by Fleetwood Mac is a religious experience. I worship at the altar of #StevieNicks

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

So Trump is receiving Regeneron’s polyclonal antibody cocktail coming from the same genetically modified humanized mice I had once used in my own research that got me subpoenaed by Congress and isn’t taking hydroxychloroquine that his Demon Semen doctors push for the rest of us.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Man Not Sure Why He Thought Most Psychologically Taxing Situation Of His Life Would Be The Thing To Make Him Productive https://t.co/tzQB1u7Iub

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

This is nuts.

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

Hope the school is ready for this much cool. #firstdayofschool #allgrownup #momlife @ Verdun, Quebec https://t.co/JPpqrba4rm

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Insecure, Frustrated Bully With Something To Prove Considering Career In Law Enforcement https://t.co/IBAsnVbBHc

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

Me (to my 5 yr old): Why are you naked?
5yr old: Because I was hungry
Me: ...

The logic is astounding 😶🤔

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Ever look up at night and feel small? Don't. Instead feel large. Atoms in our bodies trace to the remnants of exploded stars. We are Stardust. We are alive in the universe. And the universe is alive within us.

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

Sitting on the kitchen floor drinking wine is the adult equivalent of locking myself in my room and playing Radiohead at full blast.

[Ela Miszkurka @eler_m]

My favourite part about cleaning the house all day is that I have done zero of the things I was supposed to do today, yet I still feel productive. Procrastination loophole!