trachele

[trachele @eletrach]

Ate BBQ chicken hot pockets for honestly a whole year https://t.co/cFyxuaDvgb

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Self checkout is where we separate functioning members of society from non functioning. If you can’t scan your shit and put your card in you gotta get the fuck off this planet

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: this edible ain’t shit!!
me 30 minutes later:

[chloe @clwest22]

just because i don’t post my bf on social media 24/7 doesn’t mean his annoying ass ain’t still snoring in my ear every night

bc he is

[trachele @eletrach]

I feel like I could MAYBE get abducted at Wal-Mart however I'm confident I could beat the shit out of anyone who shops at Meijer

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i might be stupid but at least i never spent money on a high school class ring

[Morgs🌙 @morgan_such]

Asked my cousin to edit my Spanish cooking video for my project. Got this back!

[amanda 🍉🛸🦷 @shades0fclairo]

imagine if you died and this was the video footage that was found at the scene

[JbHoops93 @JBsoHood]

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 25. I’ve had enough

[ariana @sunnnyari]

some of you never had your parents forget to pick you up from school and it really shows

[MR. WRINKLE @foldsandflaps]

How old were y’all when you found out the ridges on the bottom of beer bottles had a purpose?

[Maddy O'Brien @Maddy_Obrien27]

Hallelujah started playing at church today

Kid behind me: mom this is the Shrek song

Thank god there is still hope for the next generation.

[Thaine Herrera @ThaineHerrera]

Everytime I watch this I laugh even more

[Christian @christiansudd94]

Here’s a girl doing THE MACARENA during the sinners prayer at my parents church

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

the amount of ads that i’ve been getting that have something to do with what i’ve only talked about out loud have been getting progressively more consistent and specific, if not completely aggressive.

[áine @evansusually902]

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors go ccssssssssss and not jkfxzkzjkxjkkxxjxkxjkc 👌😩

[KΛMMY ¢໐งē @kammycove]

My friends telling security I’m ok and don’t need to be kicked out of the club.