Matt Heilmann

different brain activity

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

No sympathy for toothpaste that decides to fall off my toothbrush. If you can’t hang, you can’t hang

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

@Zach_Capua Cheaper than a Manhattan Manhattan

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

@_anthroprodigy Cats as in people yeh?

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

I like Dua Lipa because all of her songs give me little instructions

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

the way they’re just three different versions of the same couple is truly so wild to me

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Bruh stuffed a 3.5 in a backwood and shot a campaign commercial. What a time we’re in 😂

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

@bobsuchacoolkid So u can have global access man

[Wonder of Science @wonderofscience]

The violent eruption a few hours ago of the Hunga Tonga-Hunga Haʻapai volcano captured by satellites GOES-West and Himawari-8.

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

Why does everyone treat Em like shit. Like “Had to do it to Em, had to stunt on Em” how about we be nice to Em

[Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous]

Catching your reflection after 1.5 hits of your cousin's THC pen

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

me when a dutch baby is holding me at gunpoint:

[Timekeeper of Whatever @spaghetti]

24.

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

which hiswhorical girlie are you based on ur medication ? 💕💕

[Hustle WestBrook @JayR_Montana]

You Must Be Dating Cedric The Entertainer

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

Did the same on the last Chipmunk movie

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

Wait they’re not $20?? How much are y’all paying for these ugly ass boats

[BIG Bee 🧸 @Juniee_Bee]

Crocs should be $20… it’s foam.

[Matt Heilmann @matt_heilmann]

Every jazz school faculty in the world

[Uncle Junior Bonner @IngmarBlergman]

happy birthday dick van dyke