Who else puts time between anticipated events, in perspective, based on all the bullshit you have to go through to reach them.
Dude in class: "dude, can you believe winter break is in less than 2 weeks"
Me: "yeah, that's like four finals from now"
Just sold my pen, if you know what I mean. And it feels like I just sold my dog. It had to be done though... Honestly... should've never bought it in the first place