xav

[jackson @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

THIS IS TERRORISM, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE DO ANYTHING MORE EVIL THAN THIS #UFC317

[he professed and confessed to be a dëmin @ocksportello]

replacing luka with cooper is basically exactly what the tariffs were meant to do

[jb @lockedupjb]

Nico Harrison getting ready to draft Dylan Harper over Cooper Flagg

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Return of the Prodigal Son, by Guercino, 1651

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Jerry Jones “General Manager” sign outside AAC

[J Tuck @jtuck151]

Would of never guessed I would lose Luka before Dak

[general chud @bennythirdchip]

Luka supermax ❌
$300 trillion to Israel ✅

[Ty @balldontTy]

I would have rather watched Luka go crazy every playoffs w shit conditioning on one leg for 15 yrs and never win a title than watch us trade him. Idc, I was invested. He’s one of the most incredible players I’ve ever watched and I was lucky enough he was on MY team. I just don’t get it.

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

1 year old nephew got a phone

[JMeZZ 💜🔫🖨 | Gunsmith Vtuber @MrJmezz]

Reading through Twitter this morning be like:

[herb @herbthefreak]

neeed this

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

Did you know that CNN has only live streamed one Trump rally this year?

Just so happens it was on July 13th.

Are you paying attention yet?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us.

The other platforms accepted that deal.

𝕏 did not.

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

When you flush the toilet and the water doesn’t stop rising https://t.co/laTd20JXIx