eletricsaberman

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in the market for a wife

Do *everything* in the name of the LORD Jesus (Col 3:17)

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I am officially/publicly looking for a wife!

Requirements:
Catholic
Young (around my age)
Virgin

Things will likely be easier if you already enjoy something like video games and/or anime

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If you can't start at the beginning of something you are *obligated* to be filtered

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

"But you don't understand they might be filtered if you don't start them at Sengoku!!!" Let them be filtered, then.

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Never doom tho. I'll find her eventually.

[Mr. Ovis🐑💼(Office Worker Sheeptuber) @MrOvis_]

The number of men that have been living their entire lives without any form of romantic love directed at them EVER is insane. Young men are totally fried, the amount of young men who just have never recieved any form of affection from the opposite sex is insane.

Not sustainable.

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@QuetzalPhoenix >the snorelax Pokemon
Unfortunately, that's just what most zoomer women look like

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@0_zneR I hope her sword is ready

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@JadeAtrophis https://t.co/9JyRRJMusJ

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@QuetzalPhoenix At what point is "autism" just "being German"

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@tradwife29 Is there another one a bit further up the street? I travel half an hour to get to "one of the good churches" every week, for instance, but idk what your area is like

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I like the funny voice

[Punished "Green" 'Venom' Throwaway @Throwaw62791677]

but how else are they supposed to feel smugly superior and be taken seriously while saying absolutely nothing of value?

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If you don't get it, you're ngmi

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Why does the gigachad ride the fly?

Why won't anyone give me an answer?

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@MommyLover88 @Throwaw62791677 @Rus_SupremLeadr This but "with umas, you win!"

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@MommyLover88 @Throwaw62791677 @Rus_SupremLeadr "it takes a real man to become best girl" except based umas instead of cringe traps

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@ThePiperPie @TheEbonyMaw A 6yo's thought process is rarely something to be picked apart or focused on. If he even has one, he's more likely than not to tell you unprompted

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@cybelethebest @FrancosGhost Literally where

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Good thing he has Mashu to protect against them

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Lmao the only thing sensitive about this image is Fujimaru Ritsuka

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The plot of FGO routinely comes back to the "sensitive young men in a world of women who take advantage of them" meme

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@JadeAtrophis And to be fair, i know some Irish cultural Catholics as well, but I've heard far worse of the average Hispanic(especially outside the US) than of the average German or Irish

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@blind_via The resistance would entirely be in the voltage source
Or potentially in the other components, depending on the circuit

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@JadeAtrophis "What kind of East Asian?"