Jobber Maximus

Peace is unattainable because people have different interests.

It has nothing to do with being able to understand each other.

[Jobber Maximus @elfaia_]

Normies want globalization, because we're one people or something, but then conveniently refuse to notice shit happening around the world because, "It doesn't concern me", or "It's not happening in my country."

[MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan]

It's 2029
You just bought a PS6
It cost 1200 dollars
All games are digital
They each cost 80 dollars
You have 4 in your library
Yesterday it was 5 but Sony removed one
They offered no refund, its just gone
You'd strangle yourself with the controller cord but its wireless

[Jobber Maximus @elfaia_]

Concord has far more reaching consequences for playstation than anyone could have ever imagined.

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

The UK Treasury quietly scrapped its numeracy test because basic math was a "hurdle" for minority candidates.

Let that sink in.

The people in charge of the nation’s money, debt, taxes, and economic policy decided that competence in numbers was problematic.

This isn’t diversity.

This is institutional self-sabotage.

[Benjamin Ryan @benryanwriter]

Don’t tell me about typos.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Paris’ deputy mayor says the U.S. bears “a significant amount of responsibility” for the deadly heatwave gripping France.

[Mark Ashworth @marklarflash]

Author of *Win Every Argument* shuts off the replies.

https://t.co/NKf9yIR9pc

[ッピの小屋 @ppi_hut]

そんなにでかい国土があってサッカーと強盗だけしかしてないの！？

[PhilosophiCat @Philosophi_Cat]

In Europe, it was not acceptable for even a single person to die from Covid and no measure was too extreme to save even one person from the coof.

In Europe, you’re only allowed to die for government-approved reasons: heatstroke, migrant machete attacks, and euthanasia.

[Jobber Maximus @elfaia_]

Your net-zero future. Aren't you excited?

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

NEW: The recently built cardiac unit of the Düsseldorf University Hospital in Germany, where heart surgery is performed, is currently measuring 38°C

relatives in Germany are being asked to bring ice packs from home and staff are using "cooling vests"

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A Louisiana pastor has just bonded out of jail after beat up his neighbor’s 20-year-old son because the young man, “threatened to m*rder and r*pe his wife and grandchildren.”

The pastor, Tony Spell, said, “As a man, as a father, and as a pastor, I can’t allow that.”

He was arrested and charged with battery.

Police say he crossed a four-lane highway and then beat the kid into the ground.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Green Party members will vote on giving "workers who menstruate" an extra 36 days of paid holiday each year

[@spectator]

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Linton-On-Ouse, a small village of just 800 people in North Yorkshire is set to receive 3,750 illegal migrants, outnumbering the population by over 4 to 1

[Jobber Maximus @elfaia_]

@Sargon_of_Akkad They'll tell you to remove your AC while they turn theirs on in their homes and offices.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Britons ordered to remove air conditioning from homes in 40C heat under Net Zero crackdown

https://t.co/mfU6pLEtUP

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Oh my God i just noticed he is missing a piece of his right ear too

HOW DID GAMEFREAK KNOW???

[Jean P.D. Meijer ― 🇪🇺 eu/acc @initjean]

this is just gayer grindr

[Jobber Maximus @elfaia_]

@kangminlee >Liberal women are the greatest threat to civilization.

FTFY