Elf_ert

Conservator of museum objects.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@NestleUKI just ate a pack of Munchies and there was no Munch! Only 3 had a biscuit bit. The rest were just Squishies. 😭 No point in buying them if there's no munch. Help!

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@TheAA_UK Plus the police spent hours with one lane of a main road closed, putting themselves in danger as they directed traffic. And despite them arriving 3 hours after you were called, the recovery company say the police request for recovery came in before yours...

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@TheAA_UK terrible service from AA. Car broken down in a very dangerous place. Even the police told them it had to be top priority. Now 5 hours later police are recovering it themselves and going to charge us! What's the point of paying for AA??

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@TheAA_UK Not really now the car is 30 miles away, and we can't access it until Tuesday.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@susie_dent There's a hairdresser in Bath called Nick Brain. Unfortunate. I thought it was usually ears they got.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@GWRHelp hi I was booked on the 1026 Chipp-Pad, now cancelled. Can I get the 0955 on my ticket as I do need to get there somehow. Thanks.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@ssencommunity maybe rein in your staff at Chippenham Morrisons. She said to me 'You look friendly.' I said 'Im sorry I'm in a rush.' and she replied 'Obviously not then' strangely enough being accosted whilst shopping isn't something I build time into my day for.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@ssencommunity Someone on your web page chat says they got a manager to look into it.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@ssencommunity just been followed by one of your vans eastebound between j17 and j16 on the M4 in heavy rain. He was driving like a maniac. Tailgating, totally unsuited to conditions. Think reg ended EWE but spray made it hard to see. 7.40-7.45 10/11/23

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@NespressoUK bought a new vertuo machine to replace broken original sort... Since then we can't order any capsules. Tried to adjust our subscription, can't do anything except cancel. Talked to online help they said our order is pending. 2 weeks later, still nothing. 🤷

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@GWRHelp Hi I need to get to Paddington before about 2pm, from chippenham. Am I best going to Bath or Swindon to pick up a service?

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@MurielCouzens Thank you! 🥰

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@GravesSusie @GravesDiggers I feel like we should see a few of the contenders. And tbh if it had been me, I would have sent the face pulling ones regardless.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@_RupertGraves Thanks. He's still living life to the full, but it's hard going. He was first diagnosed when my son was 2. His own father, my grandfather, died of it when I was 2, so we feared history was repeating. But my son is almost 5 now, and my hope is he will have memories of grandpa.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@_RupertGraves My dad has incurable prostate cancer. Every event is tinged with the feeling it may be his last. Definitely a ridiculous taboo about getting checked and also GPs should push everyone over 40 to get a baseline PSA blood test done.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@_RupertGraves My son is 4.5 and still at the brutal end.
Mav: Let's play hide and seek!
Me: Ok.
Mav: Hide behind the door!
Me: Ok.
Mav, having counted to ten: Found you!
Me: You told me where to hide...
Mav: No I found you because I could smell your smelly bum!

Charming.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@PeopleOfUK This is my favourite. It sounds slightly desperate for us all to understand, with the underlining.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@QuornFoods Looks like a mess, but sounds delicious.

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@lozenger8 Oh I'm so sorry ☹️

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@GWRHelp Thanks. DMing

[Elf_ert @elfbert]

@GWRHelp hi can I DM you about some seat reservations, travelling with a eurorail pass, please?