Elfreth's Alley Cat

Home-baked goodness on America's oldest street

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@spsun @radleybalko @cmoraff @Narcocast @godfreywill @maiasz @ZachWritesStuff @filth_filler @ScottGreenfield Chris was writing through my account since he lost his. I don't even tweet, nor do I know who any of these people are LOL

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@tino_fuentes123 @cmoraff @vicenews @keegan_hamilton @Narcocast I meant Tino! haha ...get your ass down here this weekend brother! This is getting crazy (I can explain more in person)!

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@tino_fuentes123 @cmoraff @vicenews @keegan_hamilton Tiny it's Chris rally the troops me and @elfrethalleycat and @narcocast got hikacked. I been locked out for a week. Come to Philly Sunday

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@DJames56786 Which one is Eliza? lol

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@DJames56786 boop!

[Christopher Moraff @cmoraff]

Ya’ll should follow this little dude. He could care less about drug policy (he also hates when I call him “dude”) but he’s my partner’s son. and one of the wittiest kids I know (like, this is totally over my head) 👇

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@ZachWritesStuff @filth_filler -> can some1 contact at [email protected] & address this affront to 1st amendment @davidminpdx @radleybalko @maiasz @jeff_deeney

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

-> his work is needed. how does this happen to a verified journalist with two-factor authentication? @ZachWritesStuff @filth_filler

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

Hey @TwitterSupport it's been 3 days since some1 took over my partner @cmoraff's account! Tens of thousand are dying of overdose ->

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

Hey @TwitterSupport it's been 3 days since some1 took over my partner @cmoraff's account! Tens of thousand are dying of overdose ->

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

How did you know about the group to follow?

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@DJames56786 More yellow!!!!

[Christopher Moraff @cmoraff]

#RIP Nala (aka "the nanny cat" because she was so good with the kids) ..my partner @elfrethalleycat has had her since 2002. More recent addition to my brood but a somber day all the same. Dropping her off now for cremation. She'll hold a special spot in our new home

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@cmoraff @DrewTurner73 Don't you fucking DARE compare my sweet little squirrels with Trump. :-p

[Christopher Moraff @cmoraff]

When you discover your girlfriend is actually a Disney princess. @elfrethalleycat

[Christopher Moraff @cmoraff]

#whyILovePhilly

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

I could not be prouder of my wonderful partner, @cmoraff You are truly doing amazing work. 😘😘😘 https://t.co/dm5dTXWxJz

[Christopher Moraff @cmoraff]

At the risk of seeming like I'm bragging (aw, f**k it I'm bragging) the piece received this glowing endorsement from former federal judge Richard Kopf.

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@Dan_Fogelman I have a very strange question. What was your inspiration for the unaired pilot Lipshitz Saves the World?

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@RVAwonk This is a super weird question, but was your profile picture taken in Old City Philadelphia?

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

mcdonalds human bones - Google Search# m https://t.co/tSggU15oNk

[Elfreth's Alley Cat @elfrethalleycat]

@emilyjanefox hey there, it is cousin Carrie. I have been following your work recently. I am insanely impressed and so proud of both of you. I would love to catch up with you and @Mommyeverafter (i also have some serious family gossip if it sweetens the pot)