TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator

American 🇺🇲 Pro Democracy. Long Live Freedom and the choice to do good. U.S.A 🦅 Living on the greatest nation on earth 🌎

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

College girls opening TikTok and realizing they can no longer broadcast the mental illnesses they are suffering from:

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Dave Chappelle Drops a Hilarious Conspiracy Theory About What Started the California Wildfires

No one delivers a punchline like Chappelle.

“What started these fires? Now they say it’s arsonists. I’ve heard this theory, and I’m sure there were some arsonists, but there were a lot of elements that came together to make this fire the catastrophe that it was.

“The winds were 100 miles an hour. LA was dry as a bone in the levees. And there were just too many factors. If you are a rational, thinking person, you have to at least consider the possibility that God hates these people.”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Always look on the bright side of life!

We live on the most interesting timeline.

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

Now I will giveaway $2,000 $TRUMP
token to 10 people in 24hrs who like
this post, repost it & are following me.

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@forgetkry 🎁

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@raphousetv2 Imagine dying for some warehouse pussy 😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Members of Congress are getting to work on one powerful Bill that will bring our Country back, and make it greater than ever before. We must Secure our Border, Unleash American Energy, and Renew the Trump Tax Cuts, which were the largest in History, but we will make it even better - NO TAX ON TIPS. IT WILL ALL BE MADE UP WITH TARIFFS, AND MUCH MORE, FROM COUNTRIES THAT HAVE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE U.S. FOR YEARS. Republicans must unite, and quickly deliver these Historic Victories for the American People. Get smart, tough, and send the Bill to my desk to sign as soon as possible. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump: "If those [Hamas] hostages aren't back by the time I get into office, all hell will break out in the Middle East."

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@5starglocky Sausage fest 😂 dudes like to be running around with 100 other dudes

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SH*T

Trump's Middle Eastern Envoy Steve Witkoff was just asked if they are sure there will be a Gaza hostage deal by January 20th.

Trump interrupts: "There better be."

"If those hostages aren't back by the time I get into office - ALL H*LL WILL BREAK OUT. It will not be good for Hamas. All H*ll will break out."

"I've had mothers coming to me, fathers, crying."

"I just say it very simply [...] If the deal isn't done before I take office, which is now 2 weeks - all h*ll will break out in the Middle East. OK?"

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[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Reporter: Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of Greenland and the Panama Canal, that you won't use military or economic coercion?

Trump: "No."

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@ScrewlyG @ATFHQ

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@ScrewlyG @FBI @FBI

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@OffsetYRN They should have kept this MF in jail. It should be a crime to put out trash ass music

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@publicpolicyman God bless Joe Biden 😂

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@elonmusk This is complete bullshit, importing nothing but 🗑️

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@ValentinaForUSA Bro wut in the fuck are those

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@ohhanxiety I usually just ask Jeeves

[TheOneAndOnlyGoosenator @Elgoosenator]

@FuerzaRegidafr Damn compa the tickets were sold out.