Hails

Professional overthinker.
Amateur observer.
Tweets for people who say *that's so true.

[Hails @Eli2ke]

One of the strangest things about adulthood is that nobody tells you when you've met someone for the last time.
One conversation just, becomes the final one. Last night my neighbor in the village fell of an avocado tree, He didn't get up

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@_MtuTano Rehab,,, Usinitusi Mimi ni yatim akh

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@kilundeezy I was not to laugh but then she bent over to twerk😭

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@cobranesh Hamna Siri kwa hii app😂

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@Entr_dawood Natuma kwa Ruto ananijengea affordable housing

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@_mr_mutinda @Ch_ala_za @Savo_ke Hi dia

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@Asamoh_ Didn't I just read another of your post ukiwa the other side? Which side are you on?

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@Elvis_Localman Hamtaki kubebwa ufala kwani😂😂

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@Cobratate I wish I was this dumb

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@AcheniDru @xysist And who's to blame when the client ignores the inspector's report?

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@MaryKwamboks The client ignored the report" According to Joan's explanation

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@Asamoh_ @4Real_KE Do you get off ruining other people's reputations? Did you listen to her side before coming up with this conclusion?

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@DonNams @joan_reals @theTravellerke_ Did you even listen to her explanation?

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@InsiderBuzzX Hii Nairobi akuna mtu wa mtu

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@mwizikhafila A friend of my friend was approached by a certain pastor's assistant ajifanye she couldn't talk apewe thao after service akakataa,, alikuwa anadai 3K but pasta hakufika bei😂😂

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@kingfula_evans lakini mbona Watu hawapendi kuoga?

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@landpalestine Whaaat? He really can see the future, He can even tell after Monday it's Tuesday

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I'm pretty sure no Man has ever made a woman orgasm.

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@LudoKingke4 Pesa imeingia

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@Thebiglade Only when I have money,, When I'm broke my fingers itch to post

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@iam_kante I've made peace na kujiongelesha