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[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Inde Navarrette for Jimmy Kimmel Live

[Rob @wrobbee]

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

(Man in his 30s):

Interns 😈

[🕸️ @recreatings]

this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO

[doomer @uncledoomer]

you go to a comedy show after a long day of work and this is the comedy show.

[Gray Connolly @GrayConnolly]

Am no shrink but the maxim "the boy is the father of the man" is the single most wise insight into men that I am aware of

[frostzy @lmkifiwin]

a horror movie made for $750,000 is about to become one of the most profitable films ever made.

Obsession - shot in 20 days in Alabama by a 26-year-old YouTuber with no stars in the cast - is now eyeing a $250 million+ box office finish. that's a return north of 300 times its budget. it's already the highest-grossing release in Focus Features history.

now look at what the industry spent that same money on:
- Joker: Folie a Deux - ~$200 million budget. a punchline.
- Mickey 17 - ~$118 million. forgotten in a month.
- The Mandalorian & Grogu - $165 million, 7 years, the entire Lucasfilm machine. it's currently losing the weekday box office to... Obsession.

Hollywood keeps insisting you need $200 million, a pre-sold IP, and a marketing budget the size of a small country to make a hit. then a guy with a camera, a wish-granting toy, and three weeks in Alabama outearned all of them on a rounding error of their catering bill.

the most profitable movie of the year cost less than a single second of screen time in the average blockbuster. turns out audiences never wanted the budget. they wanted a good movie.

[🖤 Buy Physical Media 🖤 @VHSDVDBLURAY4K]

Disney Executives watching a $750,000 R-Rated Horror movie outperform their $165M Star Wars blockbuster

[Muscle Forge @LearnLoopz]

7 min morning mobility routine changed my life..

[Paweł Ratajski ⚛️ @ratajskip]

@RMadridPix

[Thanos (25/26 🏆) @Muchang_i]

Losing the UCL final but still waking up as the Premier League champions

[Tyson Connery @TysonConnery]

@AntiDoc College HOF athlete here…just lift and do basic cardio now. Unathletic dorks at the gym bouncing off the walls doing “athlete training” bullshit at all hours of the day just to have a mid physique as they go work a desk job the rest of their day.

[Matthew @MattStrangelove]

Twitter is giving men body dysmorphia.

Guys have memed themselves into believing the physique of a top ATHLETE is UNATHLETIC.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[:( @R3ADYFORWARR]

type of shit the nba need not all these nonchalant niggas wearing chromehearts

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

New Yorkers are obsessed with age being a social construct because the alternative is admitting they’re a fully grown adult who is permanently renting, unmarried, and still living like a college student

[trollopszn @solracnkoff]

when the herbalists in ghana told you, you laughed

[Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer]

I will never have a friendship like the one I have with my brother.

[Jaeger Media @jaegermedia1]

Lmao this guy is living proof that the head bob thing isn’t genetic.