Eli Dadd

you know, that tall guy, yeah that one

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"Donald Trump is a great girlboss"

-Fox News

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@beccaroland @joshmb604 As he should be

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I was told I'm unintentionally funny which feels really good because it is very clear I am never intentionally funny

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@beccaroland Wait you're year six?? I'm still in year four

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@beccaroland Hey I'm trying to stay in denial, so stop it. Rebecca Black is a big deal

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Am I the only one that didn't know Rebecca Black still makes music??? This is the biggest news I've heard all day!

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Nothing annoys me more than things

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@beccaroland Wait a sec I feel like I've lived through this

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Everyone always asks me "how tall are you?" But nobody ever asks "what tall are you?"

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How tech illiterate are your parents? My mom has location tracking turned off for Waze

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but shorts are comfy and easy to wear

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So... What's going on @BurgerKingUK

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Ring by spring am I right?? And by that I obviously mean Funyuns Rings™

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Did I just see brady smile for the first time?? You mean to tell me he isn't machine?

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@gojesse2K20 Ok just checking 💜

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@gojesse2K20 So basically what I'm hearing is that you wish that I, whose whole existence is defined by my height, was shorter?

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9+10=2021 I can already tell this year will be great

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@gojesse2K20 @NicholasPlamann Become one of us

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One day baby yoda will grow up to despise Christmas and steal people's who hams

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My dad has started to rock the fanny pack and I'm oddly proud