Josh Banta

Drexel University 2020

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@beccaroland You ever see a tweet a couple days late and wonder "is this about me?" Because even if it's not I'm gonna pretend it is

[McKay🏈🍺 @RaiderMcKay]

If you see a 40 year old retired Emo crying in Las Vegas today just mind ya business #WhenWeWereYoungFestival Canceled

[Tim Merkel | that guy with the walker ♿️ @timothy_merkel]

me (clearly depressed): you know what I bet it is? I bet I’m dehydrated

*starts drinking an obscene amount of water*

me (still depressed but peeing every ten minutes): yep that must have been it

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@tims_walker @timothy_merkel The guy in the back having a good time

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@Kim_Banta @timothy_merkel I'm sorry I'm too busy trying to figure out what sciatica is

[Tim's Walker | that walker with the guy ♿️ @tims_walker]

“can you explain this gap in your resume?” yeah that was when @timothy_merkel tried to use a cane everywhere

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@Kim_Banta @timothy_merkel Where have you been

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@Kim_Banta @timothy_merkel Ok, well I just had stuff to do: https://t.co/Vh4AUN8c83

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@timothy_merkel @Kim_Banta Don't explain after she called me short and bald on the internet

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@Kim_Banta @timothy_merkel Why are we bringing my height into this

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@Kim_Banta @timothy_merkel Idk why you tagged me in this and I don't like that you think I'm balding

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@ginalizzo You're old

[Tim Merkel | that guy with the walker ♿️ @timothy_merkel]

@joshmb604 If I send “ 🍸🍌 “ it means I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it

[Tim Merkel | that guy with the walker ♿️ @timothy_merkel]

If I send “ 🥁 “ it means they have taken the bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes...drums, drums in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@timothy_merkel Or Ever hear less is more?

[Josh Banta @joshmb604]

@ginalizzo @Poppafl Nerd

[Tim Merkel | that guy with the walker ♿️ @timothy_merkel]

engr job interviewer: This might sound weird, but teach me about something

me: *starts listing every guest actor from the office and what they went on to be famous for*

them: I was hoping it would be in the tech field

me: oh, sorry *starts listing silicon valley guest stars*

[Tim's Walker | that walker with the guy ♿️ @tims_walker]

she’s a 10 but her brakes don’t lock