Eli Barry-Garland

[Alaska State Fair @AlaskaStateFair]

Dale Marshall broke his own record and set a new state record with this 2147.0 pound giant pumpkin!! Pie for everyone! #pumpkin #alaska #alaskastatefair #giant

[Hrrrl Scouts @HrrrlScouts]

One time I was visiting ANC from Fbx and a bartender at myrnas was like “ugh all these fbx people in here” and i was like “excuse whats wrong with Fbx people??” and they were like “you all just get too drunk and piss everywhere.” Which, fair enough.

[trash jones @jzux]

the FDA just granted full approval to taking a little nap

[Seiler @John_FN_Seiler]

My favorite trivia about my home town is that Brian Micheal Bendis blew us up in New Avengers #16.

RIP 616 North Pole, AK.

[Eli Barry-Garland @elibarry]

@thc1972 Pretty sure you aren't required to disclose your salary on Federal applications. There is a spot for it in the default USAjobs resume builder, but you won't be disqualified if you just leave it blank. Fed jobs are all based on a standard salary table so they really don't care.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Everybody pray for @JohnPrineMusic ♥️ To say he’s special to me is an extreme understatement https://t.co/28nvKonaYs

[John Prine @JohnPrineMusic]

An update on John

[mj @maurajbg]

Day 10 of not leaving the house: taught my roommate how to pan for gold in the bathtub

[pig pig @knuckduckler]

One of my favorite #TrapperCreek stories is when we thought @maxestes glittered a dead dog but it turned out he was just hard of hearing and mad chilling on the dance floor.

[🦟 bog hag 🍄 @cuttlefisher]

Am i losing weight or do I need to wash my pants? 😂

[Eli Barry-Garland @elibarry]

@cuttlefisher Top three reptiles?

[Duckling @ducklingtheband]

🦆=🦖 thanks for the reminder, Gus! Birds are living dinosaurs 💚

[Nick Hautman @SoHautRightNow]

Dear @tacobell,

Bring back the volcano sauce, you cowards.

[Eli Barry-Garland @elibarry]

@ducklingtheband Nice