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an English major that can’t spell, and married to my Marine 💞

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[🎃 @manonfilms]

im sorry but ethan slater leaving his newborn baby and highschool sweetheart to be with ariana just for this to happen will never not be funny to me 😭

[DevelopTim📊 @DjTimmy_MNI]

People actually asking who is the fourth person is EXACTLY the reason why this remake is being done lol

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

@GavinNewsom Might be the biggest piece of shit tweet ever

[dior @statictheory]

Iconic swifties moments on this app a a thread

[Goldielocks 1776 @GoldieLocks1776]

If you short memory dumb fvcks on social media make Casey Anthony rich and famous b/c you forgot the mvrder she got away with, here’s your reminder of what she threw in the trunk of her car while she went clubbing.

[yunki @novainctrl]

@Cindtrillella R.I.P to Caylee she would’ve been 20 this year

[kendall @filmbitten]

i don’t care what happens you will never catch me saying “graped” or “unalived” i have read 1984 lol language has power. replace a letter with a number/symbol if you need, but creating new words like that waters down their meaning and makes these issues seem lighter than they are

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

rest in peace Michelle Trachtenberg, forever our ice princess 🩵

[ri ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

they couldn’t just pay the $1?? but also u couldn’t just give them $1 off?? 😭

[culture @notgwendalupe]

RIP Michelle Trachtenberg 💔 you were the best to ever do it

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Baby I thought this was Jennifer Coolidge

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Michelle Trachtenberg, known for ‘Gossip Girl’ and ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ has passed away at the age of 39.

[Urban Fu$e @UrbanFuseMusic]

@BecomingCritter Trying to park at a Costco near Latino and Asian communities on a weekday is like entering the Olympics—except the sport is extreme parking. Finally get a spot? Congrats, now enjoy the human parade so massive, you’ll swear it’s a cultural festival you forgot to RSVP to.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[.⊹˚₊♡⟡˙⋆ @paracosmetic]

this is so important to tell older women. i never let older ladies talk down on themselves near me, it breaks my heart how they don’t see their beauty just because of their age 🥲

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this basically covers the entire gamut of gen z girl archetypes that you see out on the street now. every girl born after 95 can be sorted into one of these three categories without exception

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

pov: u look at me during the sad part of the movie