Eli Duke

I'm obnoxious!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@thefungaltoe My ex and I celebrate our breakupaversary every year. We go out to dinner and celebrate the life-long friendship we have ahead of us!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

Tap for a surprise 👇🏼

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@broiledcrawfish 🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️🙋🏻‍♂️

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@notafanofcops Absolutely. DM and we can arrange drop-off.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@notafanofcops I’ve got a spare space heater if that helps!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@notafanofcops I called the OHSU hotline when I was in a similar situation. They said you just have to follow normal mask / distance / hand-washing guidelines. Until *your contact* tests positive, nothing more was required of you. Their words, take them as you will.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@mattbaker Yesssss. I’ve been on brand for a while now. 🐕

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

I know I'm a cryer at movies, but I NEVER thought BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA would bring tears to my eyes. It was actually sorta good. Srsly.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@mselainels Awwww. Here we are again! Miss you too, E.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

I haven’t really been on here since 2013, what did I miss?

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@n8duke I found it.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

Looks like she tripped and fell asleep.

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

Update on Judy...

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

My mom got a kitten and named her Judith. “Judy, for short.” - Mom #buryme

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

We got threads now?!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@RageRagina On my way now!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

@veganstraightedge @CashApp $eliduke @n8duke is the one pushing buttons

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

I got to use the word “sunbathing” today and it felt sooooo good.

[Donut.js 🍩 @donutjs]

🍩 Donut.js: 🔜＆🆒
💻 6pm on Tuesday, September 28th at @alchemycodelab!
‼️ Three outstanding talks from @eliduke, @naomiyaki, and @noopkat!
💙 We’ll be supporting @CascadeAIDS https://t.co/FZuDVGHghb!
🎟 Get your tickets now: $10 or free! https://t.co/CHYsz1hH8C
🍩 DONUTS!

[Eli Duke @eliduke]

I will be speaking about forking a gem next Tuesday at Donut.js. Come on down and help us raise money for Cascade AIDS Project & Prism Health. <3 https://t.co/1g1XDaIWNj