Eli Fabens

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@celebrityhottub Should be a crime

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@cherthedev @IanColdwater I was very convinced it was n-ginks. Also GUI was definitively Gweeeee

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@IamTheFawb @NerdNumbers @NoahZZPerkins Why yes, and a ravioli is just a tiny uncrustable. Which is, of course, a sandwich.

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

Knowing a daemon's true name gives you great power over it, for example you can kill -9 it

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@HollyAnderson I was walking to the bagel shop a few weeks ago and saw dueling skeletons across the street from each other. So I left my baby’s stroller on the sidewalk and ran into the street, to take pictures to share with you. Not that unique an experience I see 🤪

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

He delivers this entire monologue like a serial killer whose calmly talking to someone he tied to a chair with their mouth taped shut https://t.co/ksJZ61wrpk

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@puerco This is almost as important as @kelseyhightower’s iconic contribution https://t.co/fRiWua3Spn

I expect to use it daily. Thanks!

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

Just two bad ass dudes with a strong drip game and big football dreams.
One is going to the #SuperBowl and preparing to cement his gridiron legacy.
The other is only famous for rocking a fanny pack and a fucked up haircut.

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

That feeling when your baby is at the tail end of a nap but your soccer team scores a 94’ goal. Free hand is going up. Nap is gonna be over #PTFC 🥺

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@MaxKennerly That slipstream though 😳

[Tim Lowden @tdlowden]

Condolences to the 67 people who just realized they are in deep, deep trouble.

https://t.co/VmeGcztbN8

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@EscalanteBrew @celebrityhottub Canvas hat

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Anti-gravity is cheaper than you think @elonmusk @JeffBezos @richardbranson

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

Wife: ooh Scam Likely, should I answer
Me: Yeah, might be worth hearing what Mr. Likely has to say
Wife: It is Ms. Likely, Scam is short for Scamantha not Scamuel.

Scamantha and Scamuel are now cannon social engineers in the Alice and Bob
universe

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@thepressboxpod is this too long of a pun? Or maybe just not that strained #strainedpunheadline

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@thepressboxpod Yahoo agrees

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

I really like @IstioMesh but I do find it funny that a piece of software with a 6 month lifespan is tagged "LTS" https://t.co/BnYxSCQFnM At least @kubernetesio has the decency to admit they don't have an LTS version. #UpdatingSoftwareIsHard #OSSIsGood #mTLSIsReallyGood

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

Me: I’m gonna watch a movie tonight
Amazon: you should hold the projector the whole time
Me: ??
Amazon:

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@caryy Unless you stole it. Then that is some galaxy brain type shit

[Eli Fabens @EliFabens]

@caryy Umm, you already bought it, so that doesn’t really accomplish anything.