Cary

stupid jokes, soccer, pnw politics, cats, Portland Thorns, FaB TCG. same @ on the sky app

[erin ★★ @afcerin]

but watch miss piggys misogynistic ass not show up at the womens world cup next year

[Cary @caryy]

@FlukeAndBox I don't care and if it helps people, good change

[Cary @caryy]

@bishonentype sort of

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

Really obsessed with the 2009 kit of Hellas Verona, one of the most evil teams on earth, whose main sponsor at the time was an awning company with the comically sinister name “Giallo Shadow Systems”

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Red card suspension overturned

[Cary @caryy]

@Liv_Agar caps will not leave 😤😤😤

[Don Hughes @getfiscal]

It's fine to have a national myth but it's good to remember it's just for fun. It's for goofing around.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Shutts 🇲🇽 🇨🇼 🇺🇾 🇳🇴 @Shuttsapalooza]

Sensational reaction

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

ok i've been watching a lot of soccer (football) the last couple weeks and i think a great way to make the game safer is to eliminate the sharp part of the shoes that everyone is wearing. i think also maybe the players could walk instead of running

[November @postoctobrist]

worst sign of societal decline is in my adult life I’ve gone from ‘this liberal institution will help you’ to ‘this liberal institution will not help you but you should try anyway’ to ‘do not even bother’ about so many things. today’s the first time it’s been a hospital

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Letting the ball’s inner experiences decide whether a goal is offside is a huge step forward for object-oriented ontology

[Cary @caryy]

@AkaPorco @hannahkrieg it was sold 2 years ago and has changed a lot in that time.

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

You couldn't make The Office today. Today is almost over. You'd have to do it tomorrow at earliest.

[Cary @caryy]

@arielxpink @pitchfork I think it's cuz nobody likes you anymore. old sad man

[wint @dril]

i really dont care what Yankee Doodle did when he went to town. His toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know about him .

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Just heard a strange podcast where the host was singing and playing guitar the whole time? and it was only 3 minutes long

[Cary @caryy]

@jesseproudman @MayorofSeattle bye bro