yikes

[yikes @eligdeon]

Still alive. Still into vegan baking. Still overworked. Completely unaware of what the fuck is happening in the world.

Two week break. Soon.

[yikes @eligdeon]

Anyways. That was that.

[yikes @eligdeon]

Let me tell you, I am not an alt. diet kinda guy but this quarantine turned me into an expert chef in vegan gluten free fat free raw baking and it’s on shortages, laziness and lack of access to convenience snacks.

[yikes @eligdeon]

I will make and eat a sweet potato brownie. Heck yeah. And I’ll top it off with a chickpea flour cookie. Hell yah. Vegan shortbread, bitch you bet.

YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DESTROY ME BY REMOVING FLOUR ANS EGGS FROM THE SUPERMARKET SHELVES BUT YOU CREATED A MONSTER INSTEAD

[yikes @eligdeon]

I had to face time my mom you bunch of nitwits.

[Nick Puckett @puckettsright]

Happy Mother’s Day from C& C in Castle Rock, where the owner said this is almost double a normal Mother’s Day.

[yikes @eligdeon]

@BenjaminoKnobi Also, people *are* going on dates. They’re just not fucking in the traditional sense.

[brett montana @justbrad]

Sacrificing your IG grid’s aesthetic to honor your mom?

[yikes @eligdeon]

Damn. This site.

[yikes @eligdeon]

If you want to re-start the economy, spread the risk, you cowards.

[yikes @eligdeon]

Some people out there want to re-start the economy on the shoulders of the poor and students.

Fuck right off.

[yikes @eligdeon]

I never quite understood why a section of Canadians would literally jump off a bridge if some red necks in America do it

[Global News Toronto @globalnewsto]

“A bunch of yahoos.”
Here’s Premier Doug Ford’s fiery reaction to the anti-lockdown protestors outside Queen’s Park. #covid19on
STORY: https://t.co/BhgLhQGBhL

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

I hate to predict this, but some idiot editor is going to have his or her publication do a fawning profile of Kim Yo-jong for clicks or beat sweetening or generic transgressive asininity and everyone is going to lose their sphincter containment mechanisms.

[yikes @eligdeon]

ksksksksksksks

[yikes @eligdeon]

Trump: we must re-open the economy because the cure cannot be worse than the illness

Also Trump: let’s shoot ourselves with Clorox

[Narrated President @NarratedPOTUS]

The President of the United States seeks approval from Dr. Birx for his astoundingly stupid ideas for treating the coronavirus.

[yikes @eligdeon]

@moebius_strip Some people are confusing isolation with vacation. I am not entirely sure caregivers of children under the age of 12 are lacking discipline, here. But what do I know eh.

[yikes @eligdeon]

@BenjaminoKnobi

[yikes @eligdeon]

How do I grow my own cauliflower

[clara T @ramencult]

All of this is his fault