Elijah James

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

Storms have been rolling through the area for the past week, and this past Friday was the worst… https://t.co/fVul7FBS5B

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

Camping with this little dude this past weekend was great and definitely what I needed as I… https://t.co/yiph4nLd17

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

When season two of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is on Netflix 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Coleen York Steinhaus @ColeenYork]

Chose not to eat the crumbs in the bottom of a Doritios bag on the way to work. So how's that for progressing into adulthood.

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

"You always come to this place where something needs to change in your life. You're at rock… https://t.co/zUMbS0ZyiE

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

My Friday night

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

"Change is beautiful because Christ is beautiful, and He is the same through it all."
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I… https://t.co/ApWcsAf56X

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

Waitress: "How many tonight?"
Me: "Just me."
Waitress: "Oh."

Yes, it's socially acceptable to eat at a restaurant alone if you want to. 😒

[Yik Yak @YikYakApp]

"For someone that is hilariously single, I spend a lot of time thinking about how I would raise my children." — University of Bath

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

@KeliMatzen I tell people that all the time: "You're being rude and there's no need right now."'😂😂

[chuuch @ch000ch]

being single is easy when you replace your need for human touch with burrito bowls

[relatable @byreIatable]

What being an adult feels like

[Coleen York Steinhaus @ColeenYork]

Rome wasn't built in a day. And my abs haven't been built in the last decade of peak metabolism. But I'm sure that's not foreshadowing.

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

Come forth into the light of things. Let nature be your teacher. https://t.co/htSHW0Vi6A

[Elijah James @elijahjames_]

Just finished my last shift at work, and you know know I was cheering the whole way home 🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #notmystorenotmyproblem