Elijah Mathews

Astro PhD Candidate | Penn State | North Dakotan | Slava Ukraini | OpenPGP 0x2932C725055A90D8

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@AstroMikeMerri 😂😂 Glad to know we both feel weird about this situation!!

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What a paper to be involved with for my first co-author publication! https://t.co/OVg8loWdYA

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I'm sure there's a relevant xkcd for this, but going through election season as a ND voter never fails to illuminate the edge case that nearly ever web/app developer has missed in their "register to vote" feature

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North Dakota voters! Now is the time to request an absentee/mail ballot if you'd like. Remember that ND doesn't require voter registration and also allows for no-excuse mail in voting. https://t.co/Gm6DAjPADz

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Wing Lift https://t.co/OUdA3tX64o

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@hayleearcher @Yoav_Rotman And its elevation is measured in meters

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Pilot Priority List https://t.co/7i1OOgpeEQ

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BA DEE YA, SAY DO YOU REMEMBER

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I'll (begrudgingly) give this one to you, South Dakota

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Top Ranked Hamburgers By State

(Source: Top Data)

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A Samoyed dog wearing aviator sunglasses flying an open-cockpit biplane with a rainbow in the background #dalle2

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@GregoryFoote4 showyourwork is kinda up that alley https://t.co/btxcbTEJKD

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In *other* news today https://t.co/KHKcCVRjIP

[LegalEagle @LegalEagle]

My bingo card had 793 and 2071 but not 1519.

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A high definition photo of Darth Vader grooving to the beat at a 1970s disco party #dalle2

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"An antique photo of a cat sliding in to home plate to score the winning run in the bottom of the ninth for the Minnesota Twins" #dalle2

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@hayleearcher I'm still trying to figure out how I somehow managed to not catch it from you or anyone else that weekend

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@hayleearcher Noooooooooooooo

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P.S. this isn't the only way in which ND is weird. Did you know we also have a state bank (also the only of its kind) and that we're also the only state where voter registration isn't even a thing that exists? ND is seriously progressive in the weirdest possible ways! (Bonus/16)

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All the news is talking about Kansas right now, but did you know that North Dakota – another incredibly red prairie state – is actually secretly a bit of a socialist under the hood (and also has some really good bread)?

Read on for a 🧵 about socialism on the prairie! (1/16)

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And that's the story! Now the next time you chow down on your favorite slice of pizza, you can know that there's a decent chance its crust came from a highly-socialized industry in one of the reddest areas in the nation (16/16)