EliyaAhu 🤠

He/Him

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Hey idiot, didn't you get the memo. There are no clouds today

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

🤐

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@sarah_tinder That vaccine just gave me a pseudo-hangover

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@mo0nbather The content my mind craves

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@benwoolgar Trillbilly worker’s party

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@mo0nbather Call me about this

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@hamsiggins ❤️

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@abbymalala Don’t give em any power or leverage. They sound goofy af, Abby. They’re digging their own graves gradually

[Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO]

So I’m not getting a vaccine next week - was feeling weird about why I’d been selected ahead of others so rang GP to check. Turns out they had my height as 6.2cm rather than 6 ft 2, giving me a BMI of 28,000 😂

[Lemon Ice @LemonIceAddict]

In 2015, @Gatorade brought back the Lemon Ice flavor for a limited time and it sold out. The demand is there. I am set on investigating the company’s odd stance of refusing to sell it regularly. It makes NO SENSE!

[Lemon Ice @LemonIceAddict]

I can’t believe how many Sr. Marketing staff at @Gatorade do not have Twitter accounts. No wonder they are so out of touch with the people’s thirst for Lemon Ice.

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@paulsandovaliii If you play a trombone, no 🦋🦋🦋

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

If you play a strings instrument, KEEP IT UP! Now, if you play a horn/brass instrument, please put that shit away,,, I’m trying to sleep

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@Mariahonfiia Sam, Lexy....

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

When people bring up their “ego death”, I simply stop listening lmaoooo 😂

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@bagel_witch my oh my! only right that somebody has access if he's like never there? WILD! and very cool for you

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

@bagel_witch the piano room with the view is God tier

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

When people are like “ohhhhhh, you study Arabic....you should work for the GOVERNMENT”

And I’m like,,,”ohhhh, that never crossed my mind....WOW. What a wonderful opportunity. I’ll simply give up all integrity🤧”

[Noura Erakat @4noura]

Amu Bernie keeps on giving. #FreePalestine

[EliyaAhu 🤠 @elijewheath]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha

[Queerty @Queerty]

Orthodox rabbi warns COVID-19 vaccine will make you gay https://t.co/Sbf8c8bEZT