Eli Newell

daddy’s little angle

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

@CharlesCra33747 @elonmusk What oath did Elon take?

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My nom for the @JerseyMikes play of the game. #Big10Championship

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@TheWeekLive Queers?

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Mt. Rushmore of 2024

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Tyson just won.

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@Blksunday805 #17 nursing that left shoulder

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Interesting thread

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Obviously this is who Trump is and this is what Trumpism is. But there's part of this that isn't widely enough known, tho it's well-known to a lot of reporters. And that is among GOP operatives and staffers under 30 or so the majority, maybe the great majority had their ...

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

@dieworkwear Gofundme to print and mail your tweets to this guy

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Everybody asking for shit

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@AMAZlNGNATURE That wasp went on to win a Nobel Prize.

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@samstein Me.

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MAVA!!!

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@JuliusGoat Love the algorithm @PeelPlate

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My wife kicked a hole in the door when she realized T Swift would not be performing at the DNC.

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

You KNOW they already have a secret handshake

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

Breaking: Taylor Swift disguised as a bunch of red balloons

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

Have a request in to speak with @realDonaldTrump & @elonmusk. Pretty confident I'm up soon so DM me if you have any fart sounds you want me to ask.

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

Just say 25 km SW of Bakersfield like a normal fucking QuakeBot

[LA QuakeBot @earthquakesLA]

A 5.1 magnitude earthquake occurred 23 km SW of Lamont, CA Details: https://t.co/vYGfWthh80

[Eli Newell @elinewell]

Same.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Opinion | J. D. Vance is right to criticize childless people with secretive personal lives.

by Lindsey Graham