elle

hydroxyzine hottie

[elle @elinooooor]

Anybody got his @?

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

[elle @elinooooor]

Meteorologists 🤝 men
Lying about how many inches to expect

[elle @elinooooor]

Anyone know a good sriracha plug?

[elle @elinooooor]

Activating your wifi is a layer of hell, 100%

[elle @elinooooor]

Am I dying or pms-ing or both?

[elle @elinooooor]

The person drawing my blood told me I had good veins. Naturally the people-pleaser in me was thrilled

[elle @elinooooor]

Pleaseee don’t come at me at 9am. I have the receipts and I’ll use them, dumb bitch

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Want to know the difference between the Ancient Greeks and the Ancient Romans? Just look at their statues.

Art always tells you what a society wants to believe about itself.

So, from the Soviet Union to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, here's what art says about who we are...

[elle @elinooooor]

Sorry I can’t hangout, I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone.

[elle @elinooooor]

All the king’s horses,
All the king’s men,
Couldn’t put me together again

[elle @elinooooor]

Literally fuck you and your stupid crustache

[elle @elinooooor]

Violently crabby in a way that only a McGriddle can fix

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

happy fuck the supreme court day to all who celebrate

[elle @elinooooor]

Heartburn or heart attack?

[elle @elinooooor]

Just heard the icecream truck for the first time in years and even as a grown ass adult it has me thinking I need to find my mom asap and ask her I can have a dollar

[elle @elinooooor]

I need an intervention and an avocado roll, stat