Eli Olsberg

Comedian, Writer, co-host of Punk Vacation. Come to @PerformAnxiety + listen PV wherever you get your pods!

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

It's so upsetting that Sean Bean only looks like it rhymes.

[Japan Society Film @js_film_nyc]

1993 Canon New Belpia photocopier ad with Baby Godzilla, roughly translating to “Even if it’s small, it’s a Godzilla” and “It is born”.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Didn't even know the VMAs were happening today, the final boss level of minding my own business has been reached.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Time to see the King

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

@gentryaustin @jacquesesposti I’ll do my best to get this to the right people! 🫡

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

If it’s gonna look like this you might as well have gotten Frank Calliendo

[Body Snatchers @BodySnatchers79]

Elvis holding up the novelization of THE OMEN

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

This is barely a blip in today's world but if this had happened in the mid 2000s it would lead to him getting his own reality show on VH1 called Self Improvement

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

RIP

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Dying to know which underground movies became famous due to the "word of mouth" from title card pics floating around online

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

That's right, back in my day you'd take a disposable camera to an underground film, wait for the title card, and take a photo with the flash on! You would then pass this photo around to help make the movie famous

[tiu | waiting for Dune 3🧍🏻‍♀️ @peachandfin]

Imagine trying to make people feel dumb for engaging with art💀💀 also blame those movie production who purposely created interesting title cards so people can take pictures of it and promoted the movie, do you know how many underground movies became famous due to word of mouth

[Fleischer Cartoons! @fleischertoons]

Haven’t sold a blu ray all week, would love to get more support on our work

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Long day at work = 3 hours.

[Desirée Townsend @DesireeReports]

Senator Mitch McConnell returned home after a long day at work. He spent approximately three hours at the Capitol, where he returned to the Senate to vote.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Boringheimmer

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Avengers: Endgame Encore’ and Taylor Swift's ‘The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore’ will both be released on September 25th.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Can’t believe the last one wasn’t rated R for nudity, look at our Thicc King showing off

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘GODZILLA MINUS ZERO’ is rated R for some violent content/bloody images.

It is the first Godzilla film ever to get a R rating.

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

People log on every day starting a gofundme cause of hospital bills, trying to make rent by the first, or just get a hot meal. Maybe the failure is on your elected officials, even the "good ones"

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Anyone getting mad at this could redirect their energy to actual online grifters that sell bullshit by the pound (dietary supplements, crypto, gambling apps) or just keep on truckin' (off a cliff)

[Kiera ⭐️ @kezzysioux]

Jack Haven from Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma and I Saw the TV Glow is desperately in need of work so they don't lose their SAG health insurance by the end of the month. spread the word so the right people can help them out!

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Seeing the marketing for Digger and how Tom Cruise is throwing himself all in for what seems to be a boomer humor movie is pretty incredible. He used to jump between action movies and awards season films effortlessly. Xenu has failed him!

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

Arguments about e-mail and workplace etiquette on here subsuming casual sex arguments while casual expenses are at luxury costs people used to save up for. Cooked beyond repair

[Eli Olsberg @EliOlsberg]

In the more recent years, Paramount and WB have licensed a lot of their catalogue to boutique labels like Vinegar Syndrome, Arrow, etc. and it has led to some incredible restoration and preservation work. Hopefully, that part somehow survives this shit, but it probably won't.

[Ezra Cubero @NYFF64 @EzraCubero]

Make no mistake, Paramount and Warner Brothers will be gone within the year. Both will be dissolved into one Skydance company to boast Ellison's fragile ego before all that money runs dry and the entire thing collapses. Two of our longest standing film studios are about to die.