Elisabeth Hower

actress+writer+comedian+clown. loves puppies and world peace. see me on IG @elisabethhower

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

The truth about the Trump Woodward tapes. I was there. #woodwardflu

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Sometimes all you can do is dance to Al Green like your dog isn’t watching.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Trump LOVES the USPS. I can prove it.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

The truth about the Trump Woodward tapes. I was there. #woodwardflu

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

The truth about the Trump Woodward tapes. I was there. #woodwardflu

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Trump did NOT disparage military. I was there.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Wonder why the bars are closing so quickly again? Here’s who’s responsible. Hint: it’s not the Governor https://t.co/B6OG3o45xz

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Some goodness: @jk_rowling critiqued my nephew’s art. ❤️

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Jovan, this is so atmospheric! You've made the Ickabog almost blend into the night, which is perfect for a creature about which so many different stories are told! I love the moonlight, the catlike eyes and the whole feeling of your illustration! #TheIckabog

[Goodable @Goodable]

In Camden, NJ, protestors took to the streets to peacefully protest racial injustice.

When police saw them marching, they made a decision.

They decided to join them.

https://t.co/PvKoy7q0T3

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

@PerryAlexJ Just finished. Heartbreaking. Felt like I was right there.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Just doing my part, guys. #optimist

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

First published work. 💕 @heartful_ness thank you.

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[Joe Toronto @joetoronto10]

HAPPY HUNTING is now available on Netflix.
https://t.co/BafN1QHlN3

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Is there any mood Nina Simone doesn’t fix?

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

To the woman who turned on “I Am Beautiful” while dropping a deuce in the public bathroom today: I think I may have fallen in love with you.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

You can tell they’re both bitches because after two days their poop cycles are synced.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

You da best! ❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/2JmODxs78T

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

How many months of eye twitching before one should be concerned? Asking for a friend.

[Elisabeth Hower @elisabethhower]

Going to bed early makes me feel like I’ve found the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Minus the leprechaun bedfellow.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.