Elise MaCall

Lvl30Human
Boutique with urban energy
Delulu is the solulu.

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Therapist: What is one thing you are proud of about yourself today?

Me: I'd like to talk about my uber rating.

#uberrating #uber https://t.co/HlPLTGs0IV

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@ACLU I would take a day to just sob. Then I would revamp my budget, actually invest a "not laughable" amount in my retirement account, get a more reliable car, buy my own place, & I would actually start to consider maybe starting a family. Also, donate on the reg to my fav nonprofits.

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@PhilanthropyGal Men: Ugh I really need to talk to you again... *20 min of ranting*

Me: Okay Time's Up. That'll be a caramel macchiato for me.

Man: *Blank Stare*

Me: If you're gonna treat me like a therapist I'm gonna charge you like one. 😘

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Voted! Have you?! 🇺🇲 🗳 ✅ #vote #vote2020 #yourvotematters https://t.co/AveMdazQcH

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

#Debates2020

[♊️ Lady Gemini ♊️ @ms_ksw]

I need a refill.

#MoreIcePlease
#Debates2020

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Everything's bigger in Texas...including epic fails. Might I suggest plan B? 😂🗼#LeaningTowerofDallas
https://t.co/45w49bhm51

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Oh when the Saints go marching OUT! SKOL VIKINGS!!!!! #SKOL #VikingsvsSaints

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Oh look, Trump just won a popular vote.

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@ERAMinnesota @AngelaDavisMPR @Bfolly @KaohlyVangHer @AngelaDavisMPR Can we talk about why someone might be opposed to the Equal Rights Act? How could this possibly be harmful? Is there a valid reason it would be "bad" for anyone? (Other than those who are still sexist and are afraid of women having any kind of autonomy?)

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@TinaVazquez17 🔘Nonexistent 😂

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

You know you're back in the rural Midwest when you hop back onto the dating apps and all you see is camo and dead things. 🦌🐟 #nope #abortmission #uninstall 😂

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

Flipped to #CNNElection just in time to watch one of the female commentators hold up her finger and say, "Let me finish" to one of her male colleagues as he rudely tried to raise his voice to interrupt her mid-thought. #GirlYes 👏

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @joshuagates @hauntedmuseum I hope we all wake up tomorrow morning with all the major news channels reporting that Lady Snake was still inside and that she opened the box and released satan into the world.

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@GhostAdventures @Zak_Bagans @joshuagates @hauntedmuseum https://t.co/ul7xghidQe

[Ty Sanborn @sanbo26]

I’ll bet Josh Gates is regretting hosting this train wreck... #GhostAdventuresLive

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

@Snapchat Your new update made the app look cluttered and messy af. That is way too much shit going on in one page.

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

“They are turning American life into a zero-sum game.” - Rep. Joe Kennedy III in the Democratic response to President Donald Trump’s #SOTU address

[Elise MaCall @elisemacall]

John Oliver!!! #Emmys2017 #DCPublicSchools