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@jgoselwitz @lifeisbeautiful @BennettGeldart @jenJ_roux Honoured

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Let’s start a petition to have American eagle remove the stupid logo from their back pockets

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@natalshaw @ me next time

[♱ @krcius]

January me would not believe the fucken life i lived this year lmao

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@offspring @RogersPlace @EdmontonOilers @EdmOilKings @IceDistrict Section 105 row 24, seats 2 & 3 #LTBTREdmonton

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My car? You mean my mobile garbage can?

[carly @carlycarmanx]

IM GONNA SEE BLINK 182. ORIGINAL LINE UP BLINK 182. TOM DELONGE BLINK 182.

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My dad just told me “it’s hard to fly with eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys”

Happy thanksgiving

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My toxic trait is that I have to sing along with the guitar and drum solos in every song

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Mclovin and I share a birthday and I really don’t talk about it enough

[Chris Mintz-Plasse @MintzPlasse]

Superbad released 15 years ago TODAY. My life has never been the same can u stop screaming mclovin at me https://t.co/k4pvVZujq2

[elise @elisetass]

I was my friends first passenger on his motorbike and before we start riding he says “I hope this goes well and then I can take a girl next time”

Sir I have two questions for you here

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A salad roll is simply a vessel for the peanut sauce

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Listening to Nickelback on Canada Day is patriotic if you ask me

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

"but paper straws are biodegradable" yeah i know they are biodegrading in MY drink

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The OC is coming to Amazon prime this is not a drill 🗣🗣🗣

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Have you ever been in such a mood that you really start believing mercury is in retrograde

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Adding a 1 to my instagram handle is ugly and I’ll admit that but at 15 I wasn’t clever enough to think of TassONE so I’m making up for it now

[elise @elisetass]

Waking up early enough to be on time but lying in bed until I’m late: a love story

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Claire’s needs to make preteens sign a waiver stating that they understand that their cartilage piercing will continue to hurt them for the rest of their lives