elise 🐉

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin

[𝔇𝔯. 𝔓𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔩𝔞 𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔦𝔞𝔫 ℑ𝔰𝔩𝔢𝔶🌿 @Mimi22962154]

Devastating news

[CELIA🐝 @CELIAYONCE]

This is what it looks like when you go to the gym instead of the doctors 🙃 🥰🥰🥰

[AT @primediscussion]

Bout time somebody’s nuts dropped. These clowns get away with entirely too much bullshit

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

In 50 years, they’re going to credit that tweet to the declined birth rates in bw lmao

[cp 🪩💋🍸 @theBKbelle]

#BeyondScaredStraight

[nonchalant @nonchalant_exe]

This is why you should be able to squat 150kg at least because what if a baby elephant wants to ride your back and you don't have enough strength to pick it up. Couldn't be me.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.

[☆T⁷₿ @tumiszn_]

i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images

[Muthoni ⚢ @grandpamuthoni]

“Women became feminists because of social media”

Me at 10 being told to wash the dishes while my male cousins were lazing around 🙄🙄

[Ada🌸 @AdaobiA_]

"Girls should talk to many guys so they can choose the best one"

Me after talking to only one

[🍀 @dreapostedthatt]

u cant skip a dump nowadays, yo nigga might be on slide 6

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[💗 @dumbtwttt]

i hope Yuko knows... somewhere in this world, she was loved enough to be search for 763 times.

[cutie @acnymph]

My salary fighting its hardest to fund my lifestyle

[$ @jxtsummer]

hey so like a lot is going on

[g @gabb_riii]

People like this bring me joy lol

[ur_depressed_bisexual 🌓🎶 @anxiouswithadhd]

God, they always go for the arts and humanities and I’m so fucking tired. All you guys see is money, all you care about is profit and gain and power. We need more artists, musicians, writers, dancers. We need more educators, therapists, philosophers-people who UNDERSTAND people.

[lil boo hag. @thizzg843]

gather round, let me tell you about charlotte russe and wet seal!

[crplaisir🫧 @taddymole91]

A reminder for the girls: living alone in a world built for 2 incomes is actually an insane accomplishment.