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tryin real hard

[E l i s h a @elishayaffe]

I’m beginning to suspect that my dog is a narcissist

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

listen buddy, if the jews controlled the nba the knicks wouldn’t be in a 53 year championship drought to begin with

[Celtics Lover @CelticsLover911]

My goat moves in silence

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

time has proven that buzz lightyear has to be played by a guy with terrible politics who used to traffic coke

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

LEAKED AUDIO: In an all-hands meeting on April 30, Mark Zuckerberg tells employees that he's training AI on them ahead of mass layoffs.

"The AI models learn from watching really smart people do things... The average intelligence of the people who are at this company is significantly higher than the average set of people that you can get to do tasks.

So if we're trying to teach the models coding, for example, then having people internally build tools or solve tasks that help teach the model how to code, we think is going to dramatically increase our model's coding ability faster than what others in the industry have the capability to do, who don't have thousands and thousands of extremely strong engineers at their company."

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Some actors are incredible because they don’t know who they are and thus can “become” anyone. Some actors are incredible because they approach acting with the same physicality you’d approach fitness and performance with. And some are incredible because they are beautifully stupid

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

You guys really have no idea how funny Massachusetts conservatives are

[Jeremy O. Harris @jeremyoharris]

The success of a peer is the greatest North Star of hope in times of despair because it demystifies the idea that success is a possibility. Without peers for whom we root the realities of this career would be far too demeaning to stand.

[amILLia @seraphsgrace]

their excitement is infectious fr like i’m cheesing so hard

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

JB Smoove on Larry David.

[Jeff Howard @jeffreyhoward33]

My manager and agents used to say “why are you taking this Flanagan guy to meetings? Stop!” Fired them eventually.

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Terence McKenna, good lord

[E l i s h a @elishayaffe]

@elonmusk How many of your kids see you

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

the entire music industry needs to retire this pIace

[angel @Ruttedpuppy]

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

This is exactly what the Curb version of Ted Danson would say

[Nicholas Fabiano, MD @NTFabiano]

Handwriting leads to widespread brain connectivity - typing does not.

🧵1/10

[Dr. Michelle Au @AuforGA]

It’s worth pointing out two things here.

1. When surgeries go longer than expected, that’s often when high quality anesthesia care is needed most.

2. Private insurance companies turn larger profits by covering fewer services, no matter how critical.

https://t.co/dXEjsz8ggC