Eli Jacobson

Aspiring Actor/Comedian looking to make the world a better place. UMiami 2022

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@davidhogg111

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Demar Derozan 6th Man of the Year incoming. #heat

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Governor of Florida just got sacked

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

Not sure this is true. But if it is, I am sure the First Lady will have already canceled our subscription.

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And yet you’ve made healthcare impossible to afford for the average American

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Merry Christmas to all, including the Radical Left Scum that is doing everything possible to destroy our Country, but are failing badly. We no longer have Open Borders, Men in Women’s Sports, Transgender for Everyone, or Weak Law Enforcement. What we do have is a Record Stock Market and 401K’s, Lowest Crime numbers in decades, No Inflation, and yesterday, a 4.3 GDP, two points better than expected. Tariffs have given us Trillions of Dollars in Growth and Prosperity, and the strongest National Security we have ever had. We are respected again, perhaps like never before. God Bless America!!! President DJT

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@Heat_Muse We got a punt!

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@mollyhannahm Seeing her in the color purple was special

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@mollyhannahm My team is crumbling Molly

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Gladly

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself.

This is for scientific research purposes.

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rip

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Patrick Mahomes leads the league in interceptions

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I’m a coach! Weeeeeeeee!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Charlotte Hornets announce the franchise has hired Boston Celtics assistant Charles Lee as their new head coach. Lee has spent the last 11 years as a highly-respected assistant in Atlanta, Milwaukee and Boston.

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Drake put this in his song nice job scrolling through twitter for a diss buddy

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

KENDRICK LAMAR DID WHAT NOW???

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Why is there a Nazi on my timeline how could you let this happen @elonmusk

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

Take the white pill.

Tomorrow belongs to us.

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@wojespn KORKMAZ FINALLY GOT HIS TRADE

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Newest heat undrafted prospect

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Leap range of this tiger

📹 MaximeDehaye
https://t.co/nF3msg44vM

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@BradyHawk305 I would’ve been more surprised if he was starting let him do his thing with the bench unit for a game or two while he gets acclimated to his new role

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@Ronnie2K https://t.co/0iEfk8xv6d

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Scary Hours

Welcome to #HEATCulture @T_Rozzay3!

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@Ronnie2K Also terry is gonna be #2

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@MiamiHEAT @betwayusa You’re doing it

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@MiamiHEAT @betwayusa Don’t do it