Elitist Blagger

Everyone knows my name.

[6529 @punk6529]

1/ On Dying In A Year

I was thinking about this phrase the other day "Live every day as if it is your last"

It is a very popular saying, you are supposed to appreciate each day each day, something like that.

People inspo-tweet it a lot.

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

“Firstly, are you ok? I hope so.”

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

This is so strange because I was led to believe that all these families would now be going to countries surrounding the Pacific Ocean for the school holidays. https://t.co/gRyyGEnRjb

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@greg16676935420 @JayStephens07 @WhitneyMerrell He asked have you ever caught a fish this big? And she said yes. 5 of them.

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

Frightening and cute in equal measure
https://t.co/60SK0YBn3B

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@Grady_Booch But it's so cute when it's delivered by Vector.
https://t.co/60SK0YBn3B

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

RT if Elon is your father
Like if he slept with your girl

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@RampCapitalLLC Liked and retweeted!

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@CanteringClark I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched see Beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And I'm not even 40.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Throwback to when David Beckham braided his hair to meet Nelson Mandela.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

If I had $44bn I'd buy a test and trace system that doesn't work and a load of unusable PPE which I'd then burn.

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@Muncheds2 It's better than sinking in piss.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The Conservative Party and Putin's Russia: a story of total moral failure

[That Civil Service tweet twice a day (fan account) @ThatCivilTweet]

Arrogant and offensive. Can you imagine having to work with these truth twisters?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The best thing about February is Pancake Day and this year it’s in March.

[Michael Wood @michaelcwood]

I think many seem to be missing a key question of the $MSFT purchase of $ATVI - “Does Game Pass now have sufficient content to force platform owners to carry it?”

1/7

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@cobie My fingers are nothing like hot dogs and i can prove it.

[Elitist Blagger @elitist_blagger]

@TuringBTC Christmas presents revoked? That 25% back in?