zoe

[zoe @elixabeth79]

But has Donald Trump been banned from Club Penguin?

[ᴡᴇꜱ🎃 @MechaMyers]

We're getting closer

[bug girl @buggirl]

i wonder when someone will become the first dead trillionaire

[nes @iniibedumb]

me from now on

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

my dad got eaten by a really big ladybug on a trip to quebec

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[Do we know who's cast as Dr. Arkham yet?🇵🇸 @Rohanjirale]

Robert Pattinson's real voice will be lost in history but fuck if it isn't worth it

[alia🫀☭ @lesbicalico]

cualquier mujer puede entender El señor de los anillos, pero ningún hombre cis género puede entender Barbie y las 12 princesas bailarinas

[tatum @planetgraves]

Imagine something scary. Ok now stop. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why i made you think that

[Daniel Lefferts @daniel_lefferts]

It's hot outside but no one has their ACs in yet...Tennessee Williams hour is upon us...let's ruin our lives

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[turbomander @turbomander]

imagine a fish smoking a cigarette. looks natural, no? ah, but alas, they cannot do so underwater. such is the way of life. a cruel mistress, she is

[Groby @groby5000000]

Can you call back later. Yeah im pouring honey on my carpet

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

The Victorian ghost child who resides in my peripheral vision says she doesn't like you

[slothy @slothy_420]

i move around every few seconds just in case there’s a sniper on me

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

They just don't make time machines like they will.

[Pequod @The_Pequod_]

My spiritual guardian (Miles Davis) keeps telling me to try cocaine

[bort @tacobort]

Terrible news: werewolves permanently